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Welcome to Asit Modi stupid tracks class. Today we will explain to you about the stupid tracks of a show. These are the easy steps which one can follow:
1. Pick the handful of extra large children of your society. Make them behave like toddlers. Remember it is important that they replicate all the habits of toddlers. For example, let them show exicted while playing with soft toys or wearing spider man masks.
2. They should win whatever contest is available rather easily. SInce the track is suppose to be stupid, choose any extra large suprise prize for the contest. Let say, a free trip to Honk Kong Disneyland. Remember to make a good stupid track all of them must win the contest.
3. Make sure all the older members are free to accompany them. One can be doctor or teacher or even a businessman but they all cannot afford to lose the trip. Never mind with their work load but always go with the popular maxim, 'vacation to banta hai'
4. Show the older people who are suppose to feed their grandchildren in real lives behave like teenagers. They should be extremely excited like their children. Make them wear those dresses that neither suits them nor they wear normally. The idea is to look stupid and yet different.
5. Let the most educated man and responsible man behave like an idiot. Out of mere 'tu tu main main' let him resign from his duties of a leader and thereby choose the most uneducated person to lead the group that too in a foreign land.
6. If the characters are illiterates, put more effort to glorify their antics and the other literate characters may follow their footsteps. As already said, be stupid and yet different is the idea.
7. Make calls to your neighbours to tell them about your experience. Don't think about the money.The producer pays it all.
8. In such group travelling at least one person is needed to get lost. The oldest one shall suit the most but in any case a over large sized child can be shown missing. Let the mother cry like a wounded elephant for sometime. It will help to gain some TRPs. A crying elephant is a must watch.
9. The women passengers should carry their own hand made food. India or not India, Sanskar is to make your own food each day.
10. Buy useless items and call them gifts.Caps, bottle opener, umbrella, just pick anything you find handy.
11. ANd last and not the least, Garba round is a must. Occasion or no occasion, time or location doesn't matter just let the ladies and sometimes gents try this magnificent stupid activity.
Students can also add a few features as per the requirement like giving away your passports to some one else for no good reason. This way each character can be shown worried thus making an epic stupid track.
P,S: All the students are to submit their sessionals before time to avoid cancellation of their admissions.
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