Deepika

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Okay I get it:

Aishwarya (huh? Rai?)

Om Shanti Nahin

Bachna Ae Haseena Please par atleast Booger Boy mila

Chandi Chowk To Mental Hospital

Jiggy Jiggy in Billu

Love Aaj Kal Bhaut Hi Bekaar Hai

Main Aurr Mrs Khanna kyun ki mujhe Carrot ki saath ek picture mein kaam karna hai...Katrina hamari Booger Boy ko leh gaye 😭 Ab mujhe Carrot chahiye 😭

Karthik Calling Himself

HouseDull

Lafangey Parindey

Break Ke Baad Empty Cinema Halls

Khelein Hum Jee Jaan Se Par Kuch Nahin Hua

Dum Maaro Dum kyun ki Katrina bhi naachti hai 😭

Aarakshan Ab Toh Mujhe National Award Milega 👏

Besharam Boyzzz

😭 meanwhile that $#%#$%$# stole my Booger Boy and is also stealing my audience and work...now I have to get serious!

COCKTAIL 🥳YAHOOO!!!!

I don't want to do Race 2 anymore. This bites 😭

Race 2 😭

Bombay Talkies jiggy jiggy

Yeh Jaawani Hai Deewani 🥳YAHOOO!!!!

Chennai Express Yeah!!!! I'M ON A ROLL!!!!

Ram Leela 🤣 I just saw Dhoom 3 😆

DEEPIKA NUMBER 1...KATRINA...???

But then:

Kochawhatever 🤢

Finding Fanny kyunki mujhe award chahiye...but who will watch this? Empty cinema halls? 😭

Happy New Year woohoo I'm a sexy pole dancer 😳 and why not? If Katrina can shake her coconuts and do vulgar steps in Chikni and gain even more devotees...POLE DANCING IT IS

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Meanwhile Katty is doing her BANG BANG with Booger Boy and Hrithik...😭

I couldn't even show the trailer of Happy New Year to my dad because of Dpad's pole dancing. I couldn't show him Ram Leela because of all the kissing scenes...

I'm not saying Deepika shouldn't do movies like Finding Fanny and Ram Leela...but I wish she could balance things? Like a Ram Leela is fine for adults between the age of 20-40 and YJHD is for the youngsters below 30 and Chennai Express is for everyone.Deepika can try all she likes but she will never be Katrina Kaif who loves to shake her coconuts and big fat smelly behind. I'm aware that Deepika can never become as popular as Katrina because Deepika isn't white enough for Indians...which is sad ofcourse BUT still...I wish she could just do GOOD movies and stay away from crap that reminds me of Tees Maar Khan.

fingers crossed for Tamasha 😭

hmmm i could easily do the same with almost all movies of Katrina and PC and Kareena...difference is Katrina's movies doesn't matter how awful do well 🤢