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I thought I'd do a sting operation of the ceevees meeting for the show SC
Here is what I heard
PH boss : ok guys now remember Saras cannot die, so we have to rewrite the last track
CH( creative head ) : and remember we are a creative team, I want you to come up with the most creative ideas.
SW ( senior writer ) : and remember team, we make no compromises, our motto is quality quality and quality,
NR( new recruit ) : wow, this is so exciting, I am so privileged to be part of such a great team.
JR1 ( junior writer 1 ) : ok so, what have we got
NCH) (negative characters head ) we have Guman and her deadly laughter, all ready to roll, we have Khoti kaki and her Khoti vaat na boloon still in deep freezer, we have kalika, but her rainbow lehengas have been recycled, but she can comeback in a western avatar, and what's brilliant is it's going to be very convincing because she will return from US as mrs pramaad.
We can also call pramaad, if that's not enough characters, and of course they will all stay in Desai dharamshala
NR : but why will Desais allow them to stay ? What's the convincing reason ?
JR2 : Desais allow everyone to stay, this time we have a dhaansoo reason too. Guniyal is depressed because no one i seating her dhoklas and theplas, and pramaad has been told that the only cure for his illness is a daily dose of dhoklas and theplas. His mother pleads to Kumud, who of course for the sake of Guniyal, invites them all to live with them.
CH : brilliant idea, next
CCH ( comic characters head ) : Arre I am the luckiest, Gautam bhai hai na, bas ab, we can now give him a superhero avatar, next show ki practice bhi ho jayegi.
NR : but but why superhero logic kya hai?
CCH : Arre logic hi logic hai, he finds out that after living in America, kalika has become a fan of batman and superman so he will appear in her dreams as superbatman, and she will then become good and join him in getting rid of others
CH : wah kya creativity hai, forum wale ab kya bolenge, itna creative idea toh kabhi nahi suna
Next
WCH( weeping character head ) : Arre bhai, Meri toh chandi hai - Kumud hai, Guniyal hai, anushka hai, aur chance mile toh Saras aur Dukhba ka ek scene daal do
Aur boss aapne jo ekdum original fundoo international quality ka top quality idea nikala hai - Saraswati ma ka return, Meri toh party hai!
NR : Saraswati ma ka return - but sir, yeh toh
JR 1 & 2 : Arre chup, kitna brilliant idea hai, top class, dekh forum wale Saras ka amnesia Maang rahe the, Saras toh Saras, uski maa ko bhi amnesia ! Kitna customer focus hai sir ji ka ! Wah sir ji
Aur phir, dekh iske saare dialogue tu hi likhega !
NR : main, but I have no experience
JR 2 : Arre bas hamare sir ji ko thanks bol, abhi kuch din Pehle likha hai yehi track, SNS ke liye, ussi ko copy paste maar, ho jayega
NR : but originality, creativity, logic aur quality ka kya?
JR1 : Arre sab hai, dekh yeh return of the dead with memory loss sir ke guru ji khud likha tha 1983 mein pehli baar, ek dum original,.
Creativity : tab hero khud wapas aaya tha, ab hero ki maa rahi hai,we don't copy blindly, it's a creative inspiration!
Logic : dekh, logic kehta hai, don't reinvent the wheel, reduce, reuse, recycle. Bas
Aur quality : haan woh toh top class hai, 100 times in the history of Indian TV this track has been run, we have perfected the art of memory loss and return from death, we do it i our sleep.
CH : gives one kick toJRs, you have done it in your sleep only, dekho
Komolika delete kar ke Guman likhna tha, aur gopi bahu delete kar ke Saras likhna tha, aur iss show mein tulsi virani nahi Saraswati wapas aa rahi hai !
JRs have been fired, NR is busy with the new track, the sting operator is in the same state of paagalpan as Guman !
And you all - just Njoy!
Bigg Boss 19
Parineeti
