Vampire's Kiss
Ding Dong Ding Dong. Hickory Dickory Dock; the mouse ran up the clock; the clock struck one; the mouse ran down; Hickory Dickory Dock... the rhyme words vibrates in the mind of the man who is just awaking from a deep sleep. He has slept with arms out flung and legs stretched taking maximum space of the bed. Gosh! His head hurts as the Hickory Dickory Dock rhyme drums into his head. Who the crap tuned this song into the cuckoo clock? Stop it! Just stop it! "Chasmish!" He bellows. No response. He turns around and his hand hits soft skin on his right. God! This Chasmish slept next to him. Where is the Laksman jula in between them, why is she wearing such flimsy lingerie, in such ugly color of purple? Who wears purple lingerie? The bottom half of the lingerie has molded into her figure but she has such big thighs and her ankles, why are they in such a shape, not narrow and willowy? Very un-delicate. Good thing his girlfriend was Tannu. Tannu with her supermodel looks is the toast of the town. "Hey! Wake up", he shakes the lady on his bed. She turns around, her hair disarray on her face. Oh My God! The face that stared at him was... "Abhi, subah subah disturbing me. You know I need my beauty's sleep. Where is my bed coffee? Be a jaan, go and get me a cup of coffee and some cucumber. I need to mask my face and exercise. I have a photo shoot later today. Do the bed or ask the maid to do so", saying that the lady languidly walks to the washroom. Abhi's jaw drops open, not understanding the situation at all. What is going on? Knock, knock "Sir, mam saab's morning coffee and cucumber" Robin interrupts Abhi's thoughts. Robin laid all the cutleries on the side table and left the room immediately. "Robin! Wait". "Sorry sir, I better go down and get the continental breakfast ready before ma'am gets mad at me", Robin rushes from the room.
"Daddi! Daddi!". Daddi doesn't seem to be anywhere. Abhi stands in the middle of the living room feeling totally lost. In the midst of it, Alliya walks in with Purab. "Alliya, where is Chasmish?" "Who is Chasmish, Bhai?" Alliya asks "Don't play games with me, where is Chasmish?" Abhi retorts. Both Alliya and Purab look really confused. "Baby! Why didn't you wait for me in the room? How do I look in red? Stunning right?" the lady in red asks. Abhi stood speechless looking at her. The red dress was really short, it molded into the body with lace covering her arms and lots of bling on the front portion of the dress. Very tacky. "Babhi, as usual you look good", says Alliya. Under her breath, only Purab and Abhi could here, she continued "good in a vampire way, the red dress and the red lipstick, gosh is really gaudy". Alliya shudders. Purab was smiling widely. "If she hears you, she'll kill you" Purab intones.
Only one thing caught Abhi's attention..."Babhi?" "Alliya why are you calling her babhi? Where is Chasmish? Daddi will be coming soon, please stop playing games. Get me Chasmish." "Bhai, who is Chasmish? I really do not know." Alliya replied. By now the lady in red was standing next to the trio. Daddi walks in from the foyer looking a little fatigued. "Bahu, get me a glass of water". "Daddi, I'm all dressed up to go for photo shoot, I hate to get sweaty. Robin, get Daddi a glass of water". "You can't talk to my daddi that way. She is the matriarch of our family", Abhi shouts. "Me, I'm your wife, we agreed that Daddi will keep to her place and I'm the queen of this house. Have you forgotten?" the lady asks. While the commotion is going on, a lovely vision in light yellow annarkali with heavy purple embroidery work walks into the living room. "You are not my wife. She is", yells Abhi, pointing at the lady in annarkali suit. "Have you gone crazy? I'm your wife. Tannu the supermodel is your wife, not Pragya the teacher", Tannu shrilled. Robin had reached the area with water, Tannu took the glass of water and threw at Abhi in anger and stomped out of the house.
"What the crap?" Abhi yells and opens his eyes. He was in his room and his face was wet with water. "Sorry, I had brought the water to put it on the night stand, you trashed and your arm hit the glass, the water splashed on you. I'm so sorry. Please let me help you to change your clothing", Pragya worriedly told Abhi. Abhi gapped at her. "Pragya?" "Ahan. Meh. Pragya." Abhi stood up and towered over Pragya. "you are my wife, right?" Pragya nods her head. "Then who is Tannu?" Pragya refuses to answer. "Bharwali?" Abhi enquires. "I prefer ex-girlfriend. We are married, you know." Pragya rejoinders. "Aha! Jalen?" "Why should I be jealous? We are married, if you want to have extra marital affairs, when Daddi finds out, it's your head that rolls." Pragya retorts angrily. "I'm your husband, so I do have rights on you". Saying that Abhi closes his eyes and slowly traces Pragya's face. His fingers gently trace her eye brows, then moves tantalizing down towards her cheek and trail down to her chin. It was as if Abhi was trying to memorize Pragya's face. He then, playfully pulls at Pragya's pert nose, jerking her out of her day-dream. "Well you are Pragya, my Chasmish", Abhi concludes, then he just pecked at her lips. All at once tasting her, branding her and making her gasp in shock before he walks away towards his wardrobe whistling Tum Hi Ho tune.
Ahbi was actually very happy with himself. He realized that it was a dream seeing Tannu as his wife. Dream? No way was it a dream. It was a nightmare.
Pragya was clueless on what had happened. All she knew was that she had received her 1st kiss and that too from her husband. He had branded her as his. A vampire's kiss.
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