Kolkata Khobor (Fun post paper) - Ayub Khan is our reader! (pg20) - Page 10

Originally posted by: atominis

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!🤣

Televised Swayamvar for Durga! Exactly what I joke about.😉

Khoob bhalo!

What a story you spun around this! Especially the one about entry of Akash by "public demand"!😛

Good job dey.bh!👏

Thanks Editor, Your correspondents will never disappoint you😆

gud one!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

loved akash by "public demand"😆😆

&

dev to be eligible 4 d ring...😆😆😆

Breaking News: Street Dogs of Kolkata go on a strike against the Lady of the Goenka Empire!!


On being treated as an enemy, mr. Dog who had to or rather say was forced to give away his piece of bun to Mrs. SAKSHI GOENKA, seems to have got a mass of his clan to protest for the injustice that was done to him.

Mrs. Goenka was recently seen snatching away the bun from that Mr. Dog's mouth and gulping it all the way down to her tummy..and THAT ofcourse didn't go down well with Mr. Dog and his community. All of them are now seen on streets, protesting against the Goenkas for snatching away their "muh ka niwala".

When contacted Mr. Dog, all he said was," bow bow" translation would be "Inn Kambhakto ne toh humme bhi nahi chora"

Lets see what this protest leads to and for further information..stay tuned with KOLKATA KHOBOR!

Breaking News: Sakshi Goenka's meme goes viral, Dog Association files suit against Mrs Goneka!

According to the Buzz, and what's shown in Tonight's Episode, Sakshi Goenka surely managed to hit the last nerve of Kolkata society. New to this List is Dog Association, who held a string operation to check on her mannerism toward Puppies. While they had their black and white problem to see what's exactly shown tonight, but managed to remain informed through fellow Human Viewers' 3D extra-colored glasses. Now to the cruelty of Mrs. Goenka's snatching bread scene, they filed a suit against her with the help of PETA, though the result is well-known to all specially after Court's stand on "Minor/Juvenile can't be Hanged!"


But nonetheless, Dog Association still holding firm on this thing to get the justice they deserves to have. While DA doing their things to get it done, some Top Titled meme websites published Mrs. Goenka's snatching bread meme to have their own deal benefited. Some of those line includes, "Don't make me angry otherwise...Sakshi Goenka will snatch your Bread!" "Don't date Shourya otherwise...Sakshi Goenka will snatch your Bread!" "Don't go again Sakshi's wishes otherwise...Sakshi Goenka will snatch your Bread!" and so on. Though, most these lines spots as Lame, given how Kolkata favors Goenka, they seem to make it as their own, even some extents having these as quote on their T-shirts!

...Okay, I will need to continue, but here Writer's block hits the article!

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OMG.. Atominis nd Dolly, this was so hilarious😆😆😆

Can't stop laughing..loved it!

TOO GOOD, Atominis and Dolly! 😆😆