A friend asks san how was ur exam?
San: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of 'THINK'. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
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Tom: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Tom: Phone karte waqt.