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Aabray

@Preternatural

Sparkler

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Posted: 11 years ago

#71

Originally posted by: MrToolConfuser

Bullet-proof locket chhe!😎

hmm true... I've heard of bullet proof jacket... now EHT introduced bullet-proof locket 😆. That's good. Itni garmi mein jacket pehnne se toh acche locket se kaam chala lena 🤣

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642126

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Posted: 11 years ago

#72

Shaurya Goenka vandalises local jewellery shop

Kolkata, In a previous news we had reported immense popularity of Dev locket and maa dhaaga in Kolkata markets. Now that it is confirmed by Dr Dayal himself that locket saved Dev Goenka's life, jewellery shops have started stocking premium versions of Dev locket. While Rajnath Goenka has applied to patent this locket and regulate its sale under Goenka brand, reports suggest Shaurya Goenka is highly upset with this development.

Last night, in a drunken state Shaurya Goenka barged into a local jewellery store that was selling Dev locket and created ruckus. Witnesses say he shouted expletives, cursed Dev Goenka, threw away lockets and broke glass and windows. He even threatened buyers of Dev locket and asked the owner not to sell them.

If witness account is to be believed then rumours of Shaurya Goenka's differences with Dev and displeasure at his survival must be true then.

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Dolly-heart

@Dolly-heart

Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

#73

Post script to Earlier News...

When Shaurya was questioned as to WHY he was in such urgency to acquire a Locket like Dev's.

Shaurya was said to plead... "I have to have that Locket " It saved Dev and now I want it so I can be saved from the "Gallows "

Press is confused at Shaurya's confusing statement...😕

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bookworm-ALS--

@bookworm-ALS--

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

#74

Update.

This just in!

Multispecialist surgeon Dayal Thakur was seen cosying up to Sakshi Goenka in a public setting. Is he the newest entrant in the Goenka household?
We tried to contact Rajnath Goenka, but all our efforts went in vain.

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 11 years ago

#75

New sensation at Kolkata zoo!

A Gorilla at Kolkata zoo is latest sensation and hordes are going to catch a glimpse of him. Rumour has it that gorilla's face bears resemblance to a human (we don't know who. There are many speculations! 😉). It can whistle and also uses cell phone to take selfies. Zoo authorities say it responds well to females, it's aggressive and once stole beer bottles from a tourist. Animal experts are keen to study its movements, visitors delight in seeing its antics while zoo authorities struggle to control it.

Reportedly experts from Animal Planet, Nat Geo, Discovery have shown interest in making documentaries on this unique primate.

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 11 years ago

#76

Rajnath Goenka named RICHEST MAN ON PLANET by Forbes!

Guess who is the richest man on planet Earth? Bill Gates? Warren Buffet? Carlos Slim? No!

It's an Indian! Who you may ask? Move over Mukesh Ambani, Ratan Tata, Lakshmi Mittal and KP Singh- the richest man on the planet is our very own Bengal Tiger Rajnath Goenka!

The news had come as a surprise to people world over. All those who thought they were the real deal have now been compelled to acknowledge who the real moneybags is.

This is a proud moment for Kolkata. Insiders exclaim now they understand why Rajnath wields such power both in India and overseas. Sakshi Goenka, Rajnath's wife is extremely delighted and is reportedly going to throw a bash celebrating this occasion. Rajnath's son Shaurya Goenka is very excited and his daughter Kangana is also reportedly returning to India from the US on this occasion.

The man who ruled West Bengal, now literally owns the world. Earlier TIME magazine had put Rajnath Goenka on cover of its global edition and named him POTY - Person of the Year.

No stopping this powerhouse!

Other stories:

Click here to check out OBAMAS' admiration for Rajnath Goenka.

Check out media coverage of life of Shaurya Goenka, the heir apparent to Goenka empire.

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Lakshmi

@Abirika

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

#77

really enjoying all these articles!!

u all can surely work for newspapers 👏

too many journalists and cloumnists!

enjoyed the newspaper more than the show itself 😃

Edited by hjfanatic - 11 years ago

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 11 years ago

#78

Thanks.😉

The name is Kolkata Khobor, literally Kolkata News. We deliberately give words a Bengali twang.😆 Authenticity matters.😉 We try our best.😃

It is a citizen journalism initiative hence many contributors. 😊

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dey.bh

@dey.bh

Rocker

Posted: 11 years ago

#79

Marriages halt in Kolkata, marriage halls call for a 3 days strike

Marriages in Kolkata likely to be in pause mode as All Marriage Halls Association calls for a 3 days strike after Shaurya- Durga engagement in a hospital. The President of the association has reportedly accused the Goenkas of conducting an engagement ceremony in Hospital. The association has showed concern about the rising trend of conducting such ceremonies in Hospital amongst the people of Kolkata.

This strike is supported by Kolkata Kunwara Mandal who are accusing the Thakurs for importing NRI husband from U.S.A and also All Kolkata Pandit ji Society who have accused Goenka- Thakur for an illegal ring ceremony without the presence of a Panditji. The Thakurs on the other hand have replied in strong words that "There is nothing called a ring ceremony in Bengali culture before marriage but as it is a show, we are trying the best to show whatever nonsense is possible. Instead of understanding us, they are only pointing fingers"

The Health Ministry on the other hand has ordered a detailed probe on a violation of hospital norms. The Doctor in charge was questioned about why the patient wasn't wearing a hospital gown as per the norm. The Doctor denied the charges saying the patient refused to wear anything apart from a corporate dress code to woo his girlfriend. The Hospital also clarified that hugging your wife's bestie is not definitely not romancing and absolutely not against the Hospital norms.

The Government has also asked the people to stay calm as they are trying to deal with the situation.The Marriage Minister is trying to negotiate between the association and the Goenka- Thakur family. He was reportedly found saying, " Korbo , Lorbo, Biye Korabo." If he succeeds is something we have to watch for. Till then, no relief for the would- be -married couples in Kolkata.

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Nishaya

@Nash..

Dazzler

Posted: 11 years ago

#80

G-town Update

Durga Thakur attacks on the spine of Goenkas,yet making another fool out of them.

As the news has spread around like fire, no folk is unaware of how dramatically Shaurya Goenka, the rotten apple of the Goenka's sack..was proposed by Durga Thakur but what came out being most controversial is the reasons that Ms. Thakur gave the Goenkas for being so late in confessing her love. She explained the Goenkas that she was confused.. And after the fake certificate scandal, she was more in dilemma about Shaurya so she took him meet Payal whereas per our sources, Shaurya WAS MADE TO MEET PAYAL BEFORE CERTIFICATE SCANDAL.

To add the irony, Sakshi Goenka, the smarty pant.. didn't catch it and like its around, Goenkas are fooled again for another time!

Stay Tuned With Kolkata Khobor!!

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