Somethin' Cupid

There were love revelations galore in the House today, when Ziggy expressed a strange wish to Gerry: "I'd like to see you get it on with Seny," the hunk admitted.

But Gerry quickly quashed his hopes. "We don't fancy each other," he told the blond heartthrob firmly.

"You do," Ziggy argued. "You kissed."

"You kissed Carole's a***," Chanelle reminded him, laughing, "that doesn't mean anything!"

"And we'd had a couple of beers," Gerry protested, presumably referring to Seny and not Carole, "so I was a little bit tipsy...but his body doesn't do it for me."

"Seny's a very funny guy though," Ziggy pointed out.

"Yeah," Gerry conceded, "but sometimes I like guys that are quieter. He can be a pain in the a***."

"Oh yeah, but he's funny..." the hunk repeated, clearly taken with Seny's comic side.

"And we need that," Gerry agreed, "but as a couple, it would never work. Seny needs a guy who will be able to take a step back and let him be the centre of attention."

"Hmm," Ziggy sighed, clearly disappointed that his matchmaking had failed.

Never mind, Zig, at least you tried...