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http://www.badongo.com/vid/215415
WRITTEN UPDATE:
Thanks to mumtahana! 😃
Starts in the dining room ..
naina:prithvi aisa kaise kar sakta hai? zarur kripane use bhadkaya hoga?
kal sangeet mein jo kuch bhi hua..uska zimedar sirf kripa hai.
dilip:just forgert about her now! just aj shaam ekbar shadi ho jaye..
ye chapter hamesha ke liya band ho jayegi.
naina: (looks at dilip)
ha.. aj pehli bar zindegi mein kuch sahi kaha hai..
anyways waqt bohat kam hai..angad ko airport se ane do..shadi ki tadyari
shuru karti hoon.
kartik: lo..aa gaye apka ladla beta!
angad:hi everyone! hello masi
masi: Hello!! akher mein mukhe dulhe ki darshan hohi gayi!
masi: kahan tha tu?
angad: masi woh airport..
masi: aree han ! tu to airport gaya tha na? woh apne dost ko receive karne?
kahan he woh tera dost rajendra sing?
rajendra comes (he looks like a cartoon)
raj: NO NO! no rajendra.. RAJ ..Raj from UK.hello everybody! hii
opss fir se bhul gaya! india mein to par chute hain.
pari paron aunty!
naina: jeete raho.
raj: mein ekdam sahi time pe ayi hun..lunch is served!
he starts eating without any hesitation!!
raj: isme se desh ki khushbu aati hai..
masi: angad.. r u sure ye rajendra singh hai?
angad: han masi ye R-A-J-E-N-D-R-A hi hai..
raj: rajendra nehi.. raj.. raj from UK.raj jaise shahrukh khan from
DDLJ.
naina: chalo chalo beta! shaam hone mein zada time nehi hai.. tum tadyar
ho jao.ohh.. rajendra ka room please.
here comes a funny scene! rajendra ka saath ANITAH ka dhakka lag jata hai..
pehli nazar ka pehla pyaar - rajendra and anitah!
rajendra- pehli pehli bar baliye..dil gaya har baliye..rabba meinu pyaar
ho gaya!dil bekarar hoya gaya!
anitah: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO ARE U?
raj: ohhh! i am am am very sorry! really sorry.
anitah: angad ye...
angad: ohh ye raj.. and this is aaa
raj: simran?
anitah: simran? im not simran?
raj: oh anita.. anita..
anitah: its "ANITAH" darling.whatever..
angad:( looks at raj )chale?
anitah in her bed room where raj comes with flowers!
anitah: ye kaun aa gaya?
kaun hai?
(background music- oii raj from london)
anitah: tum phirse?
raj: please.. kya kar kya rahi ho?
anita .. anita .. im really very sorry..aj subah siriyo pad mein jan
bujhkar nehi takdaya tha!tumhe bura laga to im really very sorry!
anitah: anita nehii "ANITAH"
raj: yaaaaa anita.
anitah: "ANITAH"
raj: chotisi bat ko dil se nehi lagate..
anitah sneezes..
anitah: idiot..mujhe gulab ki phool se alergy hai..tum plz yahan se jao
raj: ok ..mein ja rahi hun.wapas laut ke ane ke liye..
agar gussa itni hasin hai to pyaar kaisa hoga?
anitah: jate ho yahan se ki nehi?
aliyah comes..and suddenly anitah throws the bouquet ...
aliyah.. bach gaye! lol! she saves herself!
anitah: im so sorry darling..
woh itna irritating hai.. mein kya karron?u know him? angad ka friend
raj from UK? ekdam cartoon ke tarah chipak jata hai.biluk mere piche
pad gaye hai.. jaise kripa angad ke piche pare the.
oh god! use kitni mushkil se angad ka picha chudaye hai na?
mein to soch rahi hun..ke iss raj ke bacche ko mein kripa ke pass bhej dun.
kitni mushkil ke meine use angad ke zindegi se nikal kar bahra feka hai
..raj use acchi khasi company dengi.. bohat akeli ho gayi hai na?
aliyah gets a shock!
aliyah: anitah?ek min ..kya kahan tumne?
anitah: meine? meine sirf yehi kahan ke raj aur kripa ke jodi kitni
acchi jamegi!
aliyah: usse pehle?
anitah: usse pehle.. raj or kirpa ki..
aliyah: uske baad?
anitah? uske bad what? uske bad mein kuch nehi kahan
aliyah: tumne kahan ke tumne angad ke zindegi se kripa ko kitne mushkil se
bahar nikala something like that?
anitah: aliyah..tumhare kaan baj rahe he sweety!
aliyah: tumne kahan.. meine sunah!
anitah: ab tum mujhe irritate mat karo..waise bhi o raj ke bacchene bohar
pareshan kiya hai.. mujhe tadyar hona hai.. bal banane hai.. dress change
karna hai.. bohat kuch karna hai..bye ok?
aliyah: mera andaza sahi nikla..kuch garbar hai?aur jo bhi huwa hai.
mujhe use thik karna hai.. mein angad aur kripa ke zindegi barbad hone
nehi dunggi.mujhe angad ko is shadi karnese rokna hoga!
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masi: aliyah darling? see yah? mein kaisi lag rahi hun?dont i look nice?
waise mein bhi london se layi huiii.. thousand pounds ke dree pehenne
wali thi..phir mujhe laga..usme to mein khud hi dulhan lagunkii..
aliya: mom please abhi nehi.. mujhe kuch zaruri kam hai.
masi:its ok fine!
naina: aree aliyah beta.. ise jada zaldise teddy ko dedo aur use kaho..
gari mein rakhde ..
aliyah: nehi masi.. mujhe kuch zaruri kam hain.
naina: aliyah.. abhi isse jada zaruri kam koi nehi hai.. ye mishty
ka shagun hai.. isse teddy ke de do aur use kahon.. sambhal ke rakhen.
ok?
aliyah: damn it! angad mujhe tumhe batane ki chance mil jaye .. jo janke
tumhare zindegi badal jaye..aur tum galat faisla lene se bach jaoge!
naina comes to angad's room.
naina: beta? tum to tadyar ho?
bohat acche lag rage ho. aj sabb dekhte reh jayengge..
they start watching tv where some ppl r giving their comments on rock
star angad;s wedding..
suddenly they talk about kripa..angad's co-star!naina wants to turn off
the television but angad stops her.."kaisa yeh pyaar hai?
they go to kripa;s place where kripa becomes so suprised and she says
"sorry no comments..leave me alone" and shuts the door.
kartik comes..
kartik: agar ap sab log tadyar hai to chale?
suddenly aliyah comes: brother..........
naina:aliyah acha huwa tum aa gaye.. niche sab log intezar kar rahe hai..
angad,kartik and naina chale jate hai and aliyah talks to herself
aliyah: ab mein kya karoon? ye moka bhi gaya!
another funny/ wrose scene between raj and anitah.SURPRISE! harshini comes
and she is invited.how come she is invited?
anitah: hi harshoo tum aa gayi?
harshini: tumne bolaya..mein kaise nehi aati?
anitah: ayo mein tumhe ise milati hoon.. ye hai raj..angad ke friend hai..
abhi aayi hai UK se..
raj: hi harshini?
harshini: hi
anitah: mujhe lagta hai.. ap dono ki apas mein bohat jamegi..ap dono bat karo
mein jati hoon.. mujhe late ho raha hai..bye
aliyah start trying to talk to angad.. angad is sitting in a car..and
he thinks about the out house's mang scene and kripa's last slap.
finally aliyah gets a chance.she seats in the car!
suddenly naina ..
naina: aree aliyah tum yahan kya kar rahi hoo? come sab dance kar rahi hai..
tum jake dance karo..
aliyah: masi mujhe thode der ke liye angad ke saath batein karne do plz.
naina: no.. nothing now!(she throws aliyah out and seats)
aliyah:ok masi! she talks to herself( sorry brother ..mujhe apse bat karna
bohat zaruri hai..ap nehi jante ap kya karne ja rahe hi..jo bhi ho..mujhe
apko is galti karne se rokna hoga.)nehi to mein apne apko kabhi maaf nehi
kar payunggi.
angad: driver dadi ke ghar chalo.
naina: angad hamhare paas time nehi hai.
angad: mein shadi se pehle dadi se ekbar milna chahti hun.
naina: sirf dadi se?
angad: driver chalo.
they come to dadi's place! where kripa was sitting alone.
kripa: ye shor achanak?
she gets to see angad through window.. and when angad looks at her..
kripa parde ko bandh kar deta hai.
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angad comes at dadi's place
angad: dadi.. dadi?
dadi: angad?
angad: par chune jate hai.. dadi piche hat jati hai..
angad:he looks at kripa and says..kaisa lag rahi hun mein dadi? bilkul
waisa jaisa apne kahatha?
dadi:aur dadi ki yehi bat yaad rahi hai tumhe?
angad: dadi mein to sirf apka ashirwad lene ayatha..
dadi: aur mein tumhe ashirwad nehi de sakti..kyunki tum woh karne ja rahe ho..
jo meri nazron mein galat hai.
aur mein galat kam ke liye ashirwad kabhi nehi de sakti.
he looks at kripa ( kitna gussa karti ho angad?) angad leaves and kripa
shuts the door where naina comes..
naina: areeh! tum yahan kya kar rahe ho?shadi mein nehi ayoge kya?
hum sab tumhare besabrise intezaar kar rahi kripa!woh kya hai na.. aj
humne kuch gana bajane walon ko bolaya hai!itna bara rockstar ke shadi hai
gana bazana to hona chahiye!lekin dekho na..woh log ayehi nehi..iss liye
meine sochatha ke.tumhe bolaya jaye?tumne hamare emergency mein help kiya tha na?
tumhe yaad hoga ke tumhe angad ke saath perform karneki chance milatha?
im sure tum hum a nirash nehi karogi..
btw meine sunha ke tum pregnant ho? aur tum is baccheko janam dene wale ho?
kyun? kis liye? use koi accept nehi karega?meri ek baat khan khol kar sunlo..
prithvi ne.. zitni hamdardi tumhe dekhaya hai..woh tumse shadi kabhi nehi
karega..zis tara angad ne tumhe choda..us tara prithvi bhi tumhe chod kar
chala jayega!meri bat mano..is bacche ko paida hone se pehlehi..khatam
kar do!
kripa: (shouts) NAINA AUNTY..apko mere bare mein jo kehna hai kahiye..
lekin plz meri hone wali bacche ke bad duwa mat dije..
naina: meri kahne se kya hota hai? bacche ki bap to thukra diya..aisi
bacheke ki zindegi na hone ki barabar hai.
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harshini and kripa-
kripa: harshini tum? mujhe bina milhe tum kahan ja rahi ho?
harshini: kripa please..mujhe bohat der ho rahi hai.barati ja rahe hai.
kripa: barat? tum jante ho na een logon ne mere saath kya kya kiya?
uske ke baad bhi?
harshini? tumhare chup hi keh rahi hai ke tum sab kuch janti ho?phirbhi
tum mere sath aisa karogi? tum mere sabse acche dost thena?tumne kahan tha na
har musibat mein hum ek dusre ke saath rahengge?to aj kya hu harshini?
mujhe akela kyun chor rahi ho?
harshini: kripa please.kisne kiske saath kya kiya hai yeh tum bhi janti ho aut mein
bhi.plz mein is bare mein kuch bat nehi karna chahti.
kripa: lekin meine kiya kya hai? meine tumhe kab akela choda hai?
harshini: ohh! ab tumhe ye bhi yaad nehi tumne meri saath kya kiya hai?
kitna dil dukhaya hain tumne mera?
kripa: meine? mera yakeen mano..mein a kabhi jan bujhke tumhe hurt nehi
kiya.plz harshini.. tum mujhko jan bujhkar hurt mat karo plz.humhare dostiko
is tarah mat chod ke jao.
(harshini talke to herself-- nehi kripa ..tumne meri saath jo kuch bhi kiya? lekin
mein tumhe is halat mein nehi dekh sakti)
kripa: harshini..pata nehi ye kya ho raha hai..koi mera yakeen nehi
kar raha hai.mujhe akela is tarah chor ke ja rahe ho? harshini rukh jao na
plz.
harshini: kripa plz.waise bhi bohat der ho gayi hai.. mujhe ab chalna chahiye..
and she leaves.
kripa: he bhagwan..ye sab kya ho raha hai mere saath? kyun meri apne hi..
mujhse door ja raha hai?