compilation of dhaasu dialogs of mohini...add on!!!

Hey guys I have opened this topic to compile all the mausam bigado dialogues of mohini..
Am writing few I remember..plz add on..its gonna be fun...
Here goes...I remember..
1. To sumer: jab bhagwan akal baant rahe the to tu swarg walon k pyjame dho raha tha
2. To maithili: bindni agar mare kaan ke parde phat gae to kia thare mayor wale naya si ke denge?
3. To dilsher: itne lazeez pakwaan dekh kar to mun mein itna pani ajae k kutta naha le
...add on guys...come on... 😛 😛 😛