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Aaj kuch aham sawaal, hamare CVs se, from journalist Arshi?
1. CVji, Who is pooja ?
Pata nahi, she was already in the wall when we started the Mumbai track, remember?
2. Why are Kumud and Saras so determined to get justice for pooja?
Umm, well they have do SOMETHING, lovemaking nahi toh ladai sahi!
3. What are their skills to deal with a criminal like Prashant ?
Skills? Woh kiss kabooter ka naam hai? We no longer use those SLB time ke kabooter in this show
4. CVji Why can't they go to the cops?
Well, cops won't be right for this, they refuse to rescue Saras and Kumud once again! Kitni baar jayenge woh sirf ek couple ke peeche!
Cv ji can I ask you some kostins about the writing?
6. Why did you have to come up with the bhoot idea?
We are always looking for complex and intellectual tracks and we are really proud of this highly intelligent track of ours! We all got a bonus of 25 paisa, for this idea.
6. Why have you gotten Kumud kidnapped again?
Because it's a brand new idea and very innovative, I mean have you ever seen such a thing? We really had to scratch our ***** for 5 seconds before we came up with this amazing idea!
7. Why does Saras again have to hunt for Kumud?
Because after we used this kidnap and search track in London, we loved it so much
we won all the critic awards, the TRPs shot through the roof, and the show was going to win an oscar, only we didn't know that SP shows are not eligible for Oscars
8. Why are you thinking of killing Saras?
OMG, WE ARE HORRIFIED! We would never ever do this! How dare you fans accuse us of such a heinous crime!
We Cvs are NOT THINKING, CVs never think! That's one bad habit we kicked long long ago !
Haila, Arshi accused us of THINKING!
9. But is Saras going to die? Then what will happen to the show?
After Saras of sarawatichandra is no more, then we shall call it WatiChandra, simple!
10. What the hell are you saying?
What we are saying is, that LN is a virile man, he has two more children, a daughter named Wati and another son named Chandra from Menaka
So now Guman and her behen bani Sautan will arrive on scene!
11. But without Gautam...
No, no no, not without Gautam! You will have a lot more of Gautam , he will play Wati and will be in all those kalika lehengas that are lying waste, you will get a romantic track with Wati and Yash
Gautam will also be seen as Chandra, the lookalike of Saras, and Kumud will fall in love with him!
12. But why, why why why do you have to do this?
Because, if Pyar ka dard hai can bring a duplicate of the heroine, then Sanjay Leela bhansali ki kasam, we can bring a triplicate of the hero!
13. One last kostin-
Haila Arshi, ab bas bhi karo. Ab bachchon ki jaan logi kya. The 5 year old children from our gali who write the story for us, get only 10 minutes to write the whole episode ! You can't be so cruel to small children by asking them such tough kostins!
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