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Telly bhakwaas is always committed to give its readers an insight into their favourite shows. Considering their requests, for the past few editions, TB has only been printing articles and interviews on EM. As you will remember, the last was an interview on Kamala...with the promise of part II shortly...but our two reporters have fallen seriously ill...one has turned deaf and the other a raving lunatic after returning from their meeting with the two hazards on the sets of EMA.
Unmindful of the perils associated with this meeting, owing to our commitment to our readers, we sent two others to conclude the interview.sadly, it seems that Kamala has taken Lady Voldermorts dialogue of bhashan to heart. On meeting our reporters, she launched into a full scale monologue.
Bhai aur behen, namaskar. I alwage knew that I had it in me to attain mahaanta. Even Punch dead told me so when she signed me on. But steell there was doubt in my , woh kya bholte hain, haan hurt.
Reporter...hurt nahin mam, heart
KV...tu chup kar...kya jaantha hain...how muj effort goes into each speej ofmine. Haan, coming back...today my daughter told me that I love bhashans...people are happy thinking she scolded me...but no...let me tell you the truth. You known na, EM editing is always so bad...that you dont get to see what should be shown...what she meant was i love bhashans and I also love your bhashans. My beti lovej me and she will never go against me...not like Kalpi...she is useless. she cannot do even one thing by herself. Always saying aayi aayi. See my Poop, so independent...she went and got married on her own, she arranged accident on her own and now even doctor lying on her own. So much brainj she has...what was the use of sending Kalpi to hostel? She does not know how to be worldy wise...waiting with file for Raghav in the rain????is that lubb? I wish she learns from Poop what lubb is and how to lubb. That is what we are trying to show younger generation...how to get people to fall in love...see the pojitivity in EMA
As she went on, our reporters found it difficult. She offered them refreshments, no doubt, but it had that cockroach in it...they were unaware and consumed it...at present we regret that both are seriously, we repeat seriously and not serially ill, like Raghav was and are in ICU...Praying for their fast physical and kamalas mental recovery
