I looked up at the roof of his bentley, the dim lighting casting a shadow on his back. He was relaxed, almost at home in that moment. I could not put my finger to it but something changed inside that car. He finally looked like a grown up.
"Two Miu Miu bags for my girl Friday", he gave me that lopsided smile of his as he handed me the latest collection handbags with my name engraved in cursive on the zipper ends.
"How did you...?"
I did not bother to finish the sentence. It was useless. I knew now this had been a proposition.
"Work for me".
"I have no master", I cited some movie that couldn't quite remember.
"Neither do I so I say we'll get along chummy".
I took a swig of the champagne he'd pulled out.
"I'll pay you five times the usual".
"Honey, you can't afford my usual".
"Try me".
"Five million. No court hearing".
"Make that ten. And a dinner date". The way he talked then I could tell he is full of it.
"I am listening".
"Oh, you want me to brief you about the problem?"
I nodded in an affirmative.
"Isn't that your job?" Was this bitch f**king with me now? Somebody hold my stilettos cause I was about to pound him down.
"If you don't tell mommy where it hurts child, I can't help you". There, now beat that. Ha!
"I had a wet dream..."
Oh here we go...
"You were cat woman wearing that leather suit that had my name written all over it. I was Clark Kent and you were swooning at my lycra onesie, your eyes nervously making their way down south. We made out"
"Okay, enough. I don't do nervous, not even in dreams", I said.
"But, but, there was whipping cream involved".
"Like that changes everything", I almost screamed.
"You're only saying that because you haven't seen me in action yet".
"You keep telling yourself that Kundra".
"Wait till I get you alone".
"You have me alone".
"Does that mean I have permission?" Yup, total disney kid.
"In your dreams maybe".
"I am blessed in company indeed", he laughed.
I asked the driver to stop in front of my firm. I was not about to let this sucker find his way back into my penthouse.
"Going in early?" he leaned against the car window with folded arms undressing me with that lustful eye of his.
"I am a busy woman sir".
"Well, atleast now I don't look like a kid to you", he said.
"You still do. Only your daddy's money earns you a word of courtesy around here".
"Does it earn me a date with you?"
"Don't push it".
"But you promised", he whined like the toddler that he was.
"I promise a lot of things. I don't always deliver". I fabulously walked away.
He followed me to the elevators tricking the security by sticking close to me.
"Oh my your arse is something else".
"Tell me something I don't know".
I could feel him burning holes into my chest.
"My face is up here", I narrowed my brow to drop a hint.
"And my jaw is on the floor. Bless the god who made you".
"And curse the one who put you next to me".
"You're blaming the wrong person, I come from the devil you see". Okay, he was hard to get rid of.
He watched in awe the stacks of vinyl records covering the walls of my office. "Marry me", he squealed in mock excitement.
"Try rebirth and maybe I will consider".
"Is my eyeliner the problem", he said pointing to the two flat dots on his face. "Because I can always apply more".
"Even a surgeon can't fix 'that'", I gave him my best stink eye.
"Seriously, more eyeliner?"
"Spare me, you'll turn into a panda".
"That means I am bear enough to jump you right now?"
"You don't know the first thing about being a bear".
"A wolf then?"
"Try bambi".
"That's harsh".
"And well deserved. Now out of my office".
His eyes suddenly shifted to a portfolio on my table.
"What do we have here? Aha! You were planning of seducing me anyway so why the pretense".
"Correction, not you, your hedge-fund. Which is technically your dad's".
"So you know my dad?"
"I know everyone, I am Madhubala".
"And yet you claim you don't know me".
"I know you. Another rich kid who doesn't know a hard day's work".
"True. But I can pull a hard night if you let me".
Total sleaze!
"Why me?"
"Because you're Madhubala".
"Fair enough".
The boy knew how to flatter. What the heck! There was a time for hunting men and then there were times for shopping boy toys.
"What will you do if I am old enough to breastfeed you?"
"Do not delude yourself. This", he pointed to his face, "is the work of a Beverly Hills doctor. I'll give you his number, you should try him".
Umm, no sir you do not out do me in my own house. I pulled out my business card. "How about no". I shook his hand.
"Madhubala Malik. Lawyer by day, heartbreaker by night. Model by birth".
DonnaHarvey: If you thought these two were a handful, wait till you mean their future children. Those little devils are sure to give mummy and daddy a run for their money.