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In April 2014, Poo was very sad. She felt she was doing nothing except for strutting about in heels and minis. At the behest of Kamala, ahe went and met the famous astrologer, Punch Dead. As she bemoaned her fate, the great lady said, fear not meri bachi, times will change. From May 9th onwards, the planet Saturn , which always ruled your fate, is becoming exalted. You will rule over everybody. Have you read the Snow Queen? You will be as cold and merciless as she was. Just as she made the boy forget his girl, you will freeze Raghav...there is but one problem. You will be so cold in your acts and even your expressions, it will be like a cadaver storage box. While Raghav will be by your side, he will not be able to warm your bed, due to your chillness. I can suggest remedial measures...Venus is inherently weak in your birth chart...hence love will be an obstacle.
Poo is not bothered. She believes she will manage to twist Raghav round her little finger. After all , how can her skin show go unappreciated? So thinking, she pulls down her saree even lower. She attempts a walk to resemble a sultry siren...so lost is she in her world, that she fails to hear a group of roadside romeos question as to who that clumsy giraffe in a saree was?
Three months later, she goes back to Punch Dead. She is still unhappy. Everything went as planned but still Raghav is not hers. Punch dead said, i tried my best. I did all the poojas to get you Raghav...where you are now is the culmination of my efforts. I even managed to circumvent the iciness and align the planets favourably for your milan. There was another astrologer called Mean Guy...he was for a short time doing Ragna Jaap. I managed to convince him too after much difficulty. I was just about to call you and tell you to plan for SR, when Rahu's serpentine head tightened its noose round my neck. The effect of it was my guruji...baba Z Said he was unhappy with the channeling of my powers. So I am currently confused myself as to what to do. You go back and continue your awesome acting for some more time. By which time, I will manage to convince Baba Z how special you are...heard he likescarrots...so am preparing gahajar halwa today, carrot kheer tomorrow and a whole list of carrot based items to appease him and his followers...once i do that it will be smooth sailing for you.
Poo is wild . You better do that , Otherwise I' ll punch you dead!!! I cannot stand the fact that I have sucked up to you, Kamala and Raghav all these days...flattering and praising you people..to no avail.
Punch dead tells her, tensun muth le...i have managed Dumb Jocks for so long that this is a temporary setback. You know I love you most in this world..i will do anything for you and Kamala...the three musketeers, aren' t we?
Poo reveals her brains or the lack of it...three basket what? I thought it was a dostana na?, she shouts loudly so that the whole world hears it. As the others smirk at them,
Punch dead is literally punched dead by her dumbness
Seher Hone Ko Hai
