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Posted: 11 years ago

#11

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.

Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

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Nithiya

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Posted: 11 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: -RohitMaxwell-
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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Nithiya

@Nithiya95

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Posted: 11 years ago

#13

How will a rat purpose a cat...??
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"Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)

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Nithiya

@Nithiya95

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Posted: 11 years ago

#14

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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