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The consumashun machinery overheated today.
Mainay 100 nariyal phode, devi maa to chadava bhi diya
I promised to name my next children Rudra and Paro. But alas! like any self respecting Desi TV, we only go so far.
Moonchiya lit up an entire Yankee Candles store to impress Sexy Kamariya. He applied phiss phiss perfume all over himself, checked his breath and waited for Paro. He drank extra Badam Doodh because he knows unlike Laila, a virgin Paro will need a lot of patience and work.
Then the cameraman, Mr. JhooleLal went crazy with different camera angles. So when Moonchiya kisses Sexy Kamariya's neck, Mr. Jhoolelal wiggles himself between the two to focus on the precise spot where Moonchiya's lip meets Paro's neck. Good thing they didn't show the full consumashuns, patha nahi Jhoolelal kaha kaha ghustha
Then when Moonchiya is waxing poetic about how he is not mad but aroused, Mr. JhooleLal sits on the swing and let the camera do its job while he munches on popcorn
And I drowning in my own drool, barely breathing with so much hotness on screen and thanking Bholenath and Ma Trisula that at least in this show there will be no ill-timed phone call from Aman. But then I forgot about Maasa, who has singly become the CockBlock Royale
Meri tho death hothe hothe bach gayi because my real life moonchiya is working from home today. I figured I might as well make hay while the sun shines. So I sidled up to him with sensual eyes, amorous looks and low waist jeans for some sexy times. He gave me a funny look and asked if lunch was ready. I said no, but the tattered pillows are. To which he responded that I should really send those pillows to recycle or Good Will.
And oh btw, I saw the videos that were iving many fans heartburn. I heard many of you needed grief counseling and psycho-therapy watching the fan page videos of Ashish Sharma.
The following video clearly shows fan reactions to the videos
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aJHre1y7go[/YOUTUBE]
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