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After that screen scorching episode this writer is no state to ask for a glass of water, leave alone write anything for today's edition.☺️☺️
So we bring you another psycho-analysis by our (in)famous psychologist Dr. Chunchunwaala, who claims to have understood the problem.
Yours truly(YT)- Doc, why do consummashunz never actually happen in Ranawat haveli.😭😭
Doc- Silly girl!! If you would take your eyes off Paro's sexy kamariya and Rudra's waxed to perfection chest, the answer is obvious.
If it was humanly possible for me to do that would I bother wasting our already strained finances on you, thinks me.
YT- Ummm, sorry doc. That kamariya, that waist chain was distracting enough. And when Major saab touched the curves with his sexy long fingers and clutched her waist to pull her to him and then when she crashed against his chest and then.. and then.. Sorry doc I too lost my chain of thought..(With a dreamy look)
Doc- There are enough MATURE FFs describing all that. You haven't called me here to give me a personal recitation have you?? (Looking utterly disgusted)😕
YT- Sorry Doc. We were discussing consummashunz, or the lack of them.😳
Doc- Lets put our facts together for other muddled heads like you.
1. Mala and Ranawat did it 30 years back (proof- Major saab's existence) and are likely to repeat it soon.
2. Mohini and Danveer probably did it at least once, since the origins of Sumer and Sunehri are in question.
3. Samrat and Maithili never get to do IT.
4. Rudra and Paro never get to do IT.
5. Rudra and Laila did IT for 8 saal har raat.
So what do you understand from all this!!
YT- Lucky Laila!!!
Doc- Silly girl! Stop dreaming and focus here..
YT- Sorry Doc. But I did not get what you are implying.
Doc- Quite simple if you use your brains, if you still have any left which was not fused today.
It means MAA consummashnz ki dushman hoti hai.
Samrat and Maithili never get to do it in spite of all the Delhi via Agra because of his maasa Mohini.
Paro never got to do it with Rudra, again Maasa!!
Your lucky Laila did not have a Maasa to contend with. And she should be happy for that instead of becoming Maaji-sa's fan no.1.
YT- So Doc, how will Paro and Rudra get to the big C, now that Maasa has applied for permanent citizenship of Ranawat haveli. What about our dreams for a junior dhuan kumari??
Doc- Paro should have thought of it before bringing Maasa home. Today's generation is just a bunch of silly girls.. (With a pointed look at yours truly)
YT looks so desolate that Doc finally relents.
Doc- Ok now, dont start of with the waters.. Paro has already refused the honeymoon package and Rudra is fuming because it is non-refundable. So use your brains and gift a second honeymoon package for MalaDi. Killing two birds with one stone you see..
YT- (Rather skeptically) Thanks Doc for that wonderful suggestion. I'm sure everyone is eager to see a MalaDi second honeymoon. BTW did you get to do IT today or is that what's making you so cranky.
Doc's reply had to be edited out since this a family edition.
And because yours truly did not understand half of it!!!
This writer has recovered enough to abuse the BG guy. My faith in you was misplaced. You somehow contrived to fit in "maati ka putla " in the middle of that. I may have been in PaRud heaven, but I CAUGHT YOU!!!😡
As our in house Psychologist is busy dealing with his own performance problems, suggestions on how to deal with Consummashunz ke dushman are invited. The best suggestion may be rewarded after 10/20/50/100 episodes with a consummashun!😆😆
Aaj ka sawaal-
Should Major Saab take language classes to learn words like "kiss" and "consummashun"?? Or is it cute to see him fumbling?
Aaj ka doosra sawaal-
How many of you wish Paro was 2 inches shorter today and did not have the flexibility of Russian gymnasts to stretch herself to reach Major saab's forehead?
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