SwaRon : Back to school days
birthday shorties
Lesson 1 P.S I Hate You
Happy wala birthday rashi and ishu !!!
Heyloo all , this a small one shot. Hope you like it. And here you go ..
Sha : Wao, great awesome , mai toh kehti hun fantastic , dont tell me ki swayam rehearsal ke liye nahi aa raha hai. This is just so... Pathetic ! i think pure 8th standard mein sirf swayam ayesa ladka hai jo agle mahine hone wale dance fest ko seriously naa le raha hai. Like great !
Simmi : wait Sharon meri baat suno.
Vic : Sharon ji mai aapko yeh batane ka kasht karta hun ki swayam kyu yaha pe nahi padhare hai.
Nil : yeh teri language ko kya hogaya.
Vic : aree kuch nai voh kya hai naa jabse maine ramayan kiya hai mere andar confidence aagaya hai , u noe manobal ... ki I can I will n I must speak shudh hindi .
Nil :seedhe seedhe kyu nahi bolta ki nai hindi teacher alaknanda mam ko impress karna chahta hai , pritam pyare sir ke tym toh kabhi aapko inta u noe manobal nahi aaya.
Neha : yes yes nil talking correct , u chance maring on new hindi teacher.
Vic : aree no kagu ...
Sha : Shut up u all ! and vickey plzz will you tell me swayam kyu absent hai , kripya kasht karenge...
Vic : meri maran Shakti ke hisab se ..
Neha : maran nahi smaran it is
Vic : haan haan vahi , toh meri smaran Shakti ke hisaab se kal swayam ne swayam mujhe telephone karke yaha suchna di ki ki usse malaria namak rog hogaya hai.
Sharon : swayam...swayam ko malaria hogaya ussne mujhe bataya nahi
Nil : voh tumhe kyu batayega , tum toh usski sabse badi enemy ho .
Sha : no I was just ...
Nil : concerned !
Vic : oh ho concerned n all haan , voh bhi swayam ke liye , vaha swayam ko malaria hua aur yaha Sharon ko loveria .
Sha : shut up.. concerned my foot ! mai toh bass check out kar rahi thi after all he is an integral part of the team.
Vic : integral part u mean to say ahem hissa.
Nil :ahem ahem hissa.
Vic : hisse se yaad aaya mujhe kissa
Nil : aree kis baat ka kaisa kissa
Vic : kuch ayesa kissa ki kal raat ko sapne mein mai alaknanda mam ko kisss...
Neha : BABU !
Vic : kissske bare baat kar rahe the ham , swayam... han toh swayam ko malaria n kaat liya hai ... oh sorry I mean macchar ne kaat liya hai aur usse malaria hogaya hoga.
Sha : aur agar tumne apni bak bak band nahi ki naa toh mai tumhe maar ke tumhara chera peela kar dungi jaundice ki tarha samjhe !!!
Rey : hey Sharon relax , and guyz I guess hame jaake usse milna chahiye wat say ?
Simmi : I guess reys is right, toh sablog shamko saat baje swayam ke building ke neeche milenge.
Rinni : yaa done.
Vic : ok then shamko milte hai , iss team ke ahem hisse ko milne jaana hai.
Sha : get lost from here.
Bha : chal bhai Vicky isske pehle Sharon tera jaundice banade nikal le.
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Scene 2
Rey : so sab log aagaye , now lets go upstairs.
Ting tong...
Swa : itni raat ko kaun aaya , kaka plzz zara dekhna toh.
Kaka opens the door.
All: hello kaka ...hi kaka...how r u kaka. Swayam kaha hai kaka.
Kaka : swayam baba apne kamre mein hai.
The rush to his room.
Rey : hey swayam kaisa hai yaar tu.
Vic : shaa ! tu ek macchar se yudh mein haar gaya
Nil : haan swayam , tum swayam ki raksha nahi kar sakte the
Swa : tum log ka ramayan ka bhoot abhi tak nahi utra.
Vic : aree hamara chod Sharon ka bhi nahi utra , voh abhi bhi tumhe apni zindagi ka ahem hissa samjhti hai ...bass usske muh se praan naath nikalne ki kami hai.
Sharon picks up a pillow and throws it on Vicky.
Sha : agar tumne aur ek baar apna muh khola toh ...
Vic : jaundice .. jaanta hun , I'll stay quiet.
Swa : jaundice , kya bol raha hai , kisiko jaundice hogaya.
Rey : aree kuch nahi , voh pagal ..tu apni bata how are you , aur yeh tera malaria kab tak cure hoga, aur tu practise ke liye kabse join hone wala hai.
Swa : wohoho hang on rey , itne saare sawaal. Ek ek karke batata hun , so firstly m not so fine thank you , secondly malaria ka toh kuch keh nahi sakte may be ek hafta may be ek mahina aur practise tabhi se chalu karunga, jab school aayunga.
Sha : ek mahina ! ek mahine mein toh fest aajayega.
Swa : so I guess tumhe mere bina hi iss saal...
Sha : what rubbish , team 12 members ki hai aur sab members perform karenge bass.
Rinni : but Sharon how can he practise.
Sha : hame...hame kuch toh manage karna hoga varna bohot daant padegi .
Nil whispering : Vicky dekh raha hai ...concern concern.
Vic : haan haan swayam ke bina jiya jaaye naa.
Sha : Vicky tumne kuch kaha.
Vic : kuch nahi ...nothing .
Nil : aye yaar tumlog bhi kya aate hi usse dance ki tension dene lage , let him relax and let us also relax , aye swayam hamlog tera video game khel rahe hai ok .
Vic : haan chal bharat amar ... aye rey tub hi chal naa.
Rey : haan chal chal.
Rinni : aur ham log bhi khan eke liye kuch dekhte hai, neha vishaka kriya come join us, and taani plzz hame kitchen ka sab kuch bata do. Sharon are you coming .
Sha : yaa I will be dere in a moment.
Rinni : yaa ok we are waiting.
Sha: hmm.
Sharon turns back and looks at him, its just been one day without him being around, one day of no fights , one day of no insults, one day of no dance rehearsals with him, one day of no mere looks , one day of no sudden stares , one day without how dare you swayam , one day without swayam's witty sensible talks, one day without his unjustified comfortness , one day without swayam , just one day! Though the restlessness within was eating her whole day , why did he not come , why did he fall ill at first place, how will I manage without him, how will I dance without him all these questions rang her head yet she wouldn't utter a word related to his concern. Ego...the biggest serious joke of sharons life that kept her from confronting that yes you affect me , yes I am concerned n may be yes I do love you. For a moment she just stared at him.
Swa : amm hey Sharon. You ok ?
Sha : haan ..yaa I ...I am ok , but ...how dare you , how could u fall ill at such an important time , tumhe pata hai ki fest next month hai fir bhi.
Swa : sorry Sharon macchar ne mujhse puchke nai kata , varna mai pakka bata deta ussko ki dekh bhai mereko aaj mat kaat bhale ek mahine baad kaat lena.
Sha : Ha ha ha ! very funny. Fir bhi tum apna khayaal toh rakh sakte the na. abb ham rehearsal nahi kar sakte tumhare bagair.
Swa : kisne kaha , plzz you people may go on with practise mai catch up kar lunga.
Sha : aur couple routine ka kya haan, ek toh sir ko bhi tumhe hi mere saath pair up karna tha ..
Swa : toh tum ek kaam karlo tum partner kyu nahi change kar leti
Sha : kyu...I mean why u don't want to dance with me , how dare you !
Swa : aree but mai bimaar hun pata nahi kabtak thik hojaunga , it better u dance with some one else.
Sha : yeh accha hai pehle commit karo phir mukar jao. Aab pairs ka kuch nahi ho sakta , I guess I have to get out of this dance routine .
Swa : pairs ka kuch nahi hosakta lekin , aabhi kuch ho sakta hai ..
Sha : kya ???
Swa : dance !
Sha : wat... abhi kaise I mean... tum dance kaise karoge ...voh bhi..
Swa : shhh ( he extends his hand towards her) dance ?
Sharon couldn't help it , one more reason Sharon could not refuse swayam was , he so looking soo cute in those pyjamas :p no wonder poor Sharon had to give her hand to him . swayam stole her from inner ego for a little while .
Sha : agar koi dekh lega toh
Swa : aree Sharon ham romantic dance thodi kar rahe hai , its serious work right.
Sha : yes ...kind of
Swa : so lets start ... one two three toes , one two three toes...
She looked into his eyes ... his eyes were different for some reasons, seemed like they changed every time. His eyes would be sharp and bright while those responsible witty talks, while they looked little helpless when stared at Sharon, blundered and watery when Sharon threw her tantrums on him , while misty and confusing when he tried to understand Sharon. Sometimes they would reflect angst and furry when anybody tried to hurt Sharon , but then the seemed subtle and dreamy when he was in his own world of love and fantasy. She never knew how much they affected her.
Swa : kya dekh rahi ho ?
Sha : tumhari aankhe
Swa : kya kaha ?
Sha : kuch bhi toh nahi nothing...
Swa : I didn't noe tumhe mere saath dance karna tha.
Sha : wat rubbish woh toh sir ne pairs banaye issliye , varna tumhare saath dance plzz ...
Swa : oh really Sharon, issliye tum itni concerned thi ki mai school nahi aaya
Sha : concerned my foot ! , mai koi concerned nahi thi samjhe ...
Swa : great aur jab tumhe yeh pata chala ki I may not do this routine , tum back out tak karne ke liye taiyar thi but u didn't want to get paired up with somebody else.
Sha : voh toh issliey kaha tha taaki baaki team ka formation kharab naa ho.
Swa : and last but not the least , admit it ki you couldn't refuse when I asked you for dance.
Sha : shut up OK ! tum...tum samjhte kya ho apne aap ko haan , u don't affect me samjhe ! n u noe wat I hate you swayam I just hate you !
She slams the door of his room and gets out from the house .
Swa : agar yeh tumhari hatred haina Sharon, so I guess I will have stay with this lovely hatred forever my love. Meri siren Sharon. Anyways she looks cute when shes angry.
-THE END
Phew finally done :p hopefully you enjoyed it , please do leave your reviews and suggestions . thank you soo much and again wishing RASHI N ISHA a happy wala birthday . :D
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