SOUNDS OF BROKEN GUTTERY DREAMS

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Posted: 11 years ago
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BROKEN DREAMS N SUCCESSFUL PREDICTIONS

BROKEN DREAMS N SUCCESSFUL PREDICTIONS
ITS A MIXED FEELING
HAVING ALL KINDAA EMOTIONS 😊 🥱 😳 😉 😛 😃 😭 😡 😲 ⭐️

I think i have lost a way to write a straight line
ITS KURKURE STYLE POEM only which erupts
when my mind rhymes out its silliness prime

OK THIS IS MY TAKE ON TODAY'S EPISODE
(((and above line is supposed to be the only seedha line of this post)))

IS HAFTE BUS sbb/sbs segments ke edits se kaam chalao
NIMBOO PAANI PEEYO
AUR CHUP CHAP SO JAO

DREAMS MAIN DEKHO REVEALING CHEST 😳
IMAGINE KARO PLAYING WITH THE MOONCHOON KA NEST 😳
AUR AB BUS WAIT KARO FOR SATURDAY'S BEST

AB THO GUTTER KI JHALAK KA KARNA HOGA WAIT
BCOZ RR IS FULL DOOBA HUA IN
LOVE TRIANGLE WHICH WAS SUCH A WASTE

yaa phir meri tarah apni prediction sach hone ka
COCA COLA PEE AAO
((((black hota hai na))))
ANANYAJI ki brilliant acting se
TUM BHI THODA IMPRESS HO JAO

YUP MOHINI AUNTY KI KAHAANI
is so matching word to word with my prediction diary ⭐️ 👏 ⭐️
((((written way back during parud sangeet days))))
unki jawaani ko lagi thi chot kaafi puraani (((28 years to be exact)))
AS DILLY UNCLE HAD CHOSEN THE WHITE FAIRY

okkk affair prediction done yesterday was so out of mark :(
but for rest mujhe number do ji test main
30 OUT OF 30
(((yeh sab jhalak fever hai,100 main se ni 30 main se chahiye no :p)

as i showed you the JHALAK of fifty fifty match
which happened in early 80s (y)
(((((((I M SOOO LOVING THIS IMMODESTY,,,
IT SOOO MATCHES MY EVIL TENDENCY 😛 😛 😛)))

YES MOHINI NE PEEYA THA REJECTION KA KADWA GHOONT
THAT WAS SUCH A CHEAP THING TO DO DILLY DUDE

BIKANER KE HERO NE ((really 😲 😲 ,,has she every seen dilly clearly)))
ki thi MANMARZIYAAN
jiski haveli ab tak chuka rahi hai KARZIYAAAN

main hamesha se kehti hoon
yeh rudy hai mala ka sachha BHATIJA (((((BHANJA whatever man)))
both living in their pasts
BOTH IMPLYING TODAY IS SO BAKWAAS

both giving ZAKHM more importance than the OINTMENTS
both far from understanding tht
every PAIN comes with its own soothing LINIMENT

while mohini was never satisfied with the umpteen love of daanveer
rudr is busy pushing away the paro of his heart
WITH ALL HIS POISON DRIPPED TEERs

mohini aunty will never be able to change
but rudy hamara has no control
in front of his biwi
who is ZID KA HURRICANE

tht MANGALSUTRA event was supposed to be so cute
but now it has become a prey to BACKSTORY KA BHOOT

ONE THOUGHT WHICH IS ERUPTING IN MY DEVILISH MIND
was dilly actually favouring us in making this choice??? 😲 😲
MALA is the creator of HAWT BOMB KA GOLA called RUDY ❤️ ❤️
with eyes matching her damn so beautifully

MOHINI AUNTY WOULD HAVE ONLY CREATED
spineless SAMRAT or DONKEY sumair
dilly uncle cant be truly blamed 😛 😛

((((ok ok i know tht it was so below the belt,n way too cheap a remark,,totally against my feminist ideas bindaas,,but what can I do,when it comes to mohini aunty,,my wicked air over controls, and if creatives will not give me gutter any soon,,you are in for a poem bigger than this to read n consume))))

On a more sankier note
imagine RUDY HAVING MOHINI'S EYES
EIUUU
SOMEONE STOP THE HORSES OF MY THOUGHTS
AS I AM IMAGINING RUDY WITH EYES HAVING THT POPPING SIZE 😲 😲

I CANT STOP MYSELF FROM
THANKING DILLY UNCLE FROM MAKING THE
GENETICALLY CORRECT CHOICE 👏
how much wrong it may have been
on the compatibility n abandonment side

now way before mala aunty
yet again becomes the reason of this story
way before she again runs away
as a prime example of her inherent answer
to every rocking event tht occurs in her way to glory

PLEASE SHOW ME SOME GUTTER 😉
PLEASE SHUT DOWN MY POEM KA SHUTTER 😛
I WILL KEEP RANTING 😊
TILL I M GIVEN SOME CHEEK ROMANCE 😳
give me my 15 seconds of romantic frames
so i can live thru THESE JHALAKS OF RUDY 😕
WHICH ARE MAKING ME INSANE 😕

bahut hua love with mohini aunty
AB BUS BAJA DAALO
ROMANCE KI GHANTI 😉 😉 😉

for those who have reached this point
you need to admit tht
YOUR SANAK MATCHES MINE 😛 😛 😛

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Posted: 11 years ago
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awesome post baisa and congrats on your predictions coming true.

waise don't ever imagine rudra with mohini's eyes, all they can do is give us nightmares. Let's just say I too am thanking dillu uncle for his genetically correct choice.😆

waise I too am heartbroken that magalsutra scene become a prey to backstory ka bhoot

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