Hiya all.
Don't be afraid guys…I am not some ghost that you are looking so shocked to see me here.
I was away working for my Khadus and Taklu boss but now that he has been transferred to Timbaktu…I can come back to my Fav place in virtual world….IF-KS section.
I hope against hope that you haven't forgotten me as of yet…..
So before I start, let me come back to my elements….
Here are some lines specially for the person who helped me win 'Comedian Coolbie of KS award'…(can I be less boasting around!!)
Pia Dahling this is for you.
Q--What are two reasons why PeaA don't mind her own business and leave JB alone?
A--1. No mind. 2. No business.
Bani was speaking to God.
"God, why did you make AD so Handsome?" she asked.
God said: "I did that to make you love him".
Then Bani asked: "Well, God; why did you make him so damn hot?"
God said: "I did that to make you love him".
Bani then asked: "But God, why did you make him soooo stupid?".
God said: "I did that to make him love you ! "
Ok so here goes today's update………
Its AD-Bhoot standing near pond where he can see his own reflection in the water below...(can bhoots have reflections??)
he is recalling all his moments with DDG. they show some random scenes where she prepared some dish for him..(hmmm bani..way to man's heart is....god knows!!)
His reflection starts chatting up with him...(even his reflection cant keep mum for too long it seems)
Anokha Adbhoot....(whatever)....Aprajit Deb...your life is on a crossroads. there is someone knocking on your door.then why are u running away from your fate...
Durga is born out of your revenge and after so many years he has started feeling for someone..(or rather after so many year some stupid is born to reciprocate...)
his reflection tells him to remember how he saved her, sheltered her for five years. and how he changed her from poor bani to strong DDG...(that means you changed her from a dirty puppy to a manicured one...whats a big deal!!)
you always thought that noone can be stranger than you...(Adbhoot is the right word...i cant agree more). you thought you are the God..(awww and i thought he is less ambitious)
but no AD, there is someone more strange than you...Its the ultimate God. now he has shown you a new love a new opportunity,
so dont run away. its someone else's battle but it has given you a new life. your goal is same, your path is same then why not have a same destination???
so go and talk to DDG and tell her what you feel..( i wonder how will he propose...Adbhoot, Anokha,Aparajeet...Deb Apse Aashiqui Karta hai....)
its next morning and here comes my favorite PeaAA dahling...
she is dressed in some funny saree and she is ascending staircases..(why cant her saree tangle in her heels and she falls down...apparently altering her memmory and thinking AD as her beloved husband...)
(by the looks of it Pia has evolved from Belly dancer to some Cabret dancer..does that make her look any good.....🤢)
its Deb's Bhabhi's room...she is excited to see Pia..(its similar to when monkey sees its reflection in the mirror)
She says that she is so fond of PeaA..but their families are at loggerheads. and she feels very sad about it.
to which Pia replies that today she is there to announce a good news..(committing suicide dahling???) but there is one more thing she wants to do today and that is to extend hand for friendship for her families so can she meet AD and DDG...
AD's Bhabhi is super happy and she tells PeaA that she would call AD and DDG to share the happiness....(Eggjactly)
here is To-Be-Devdas..or rather AD(i)das....sitting and pondering over what he feels for DDG.
he starts his...A-diction...
Hiala...its not A..its D this time....
Dil...DImaag.....basically he is saying that his heart and brains (???) are torn between his feelings for DDG...
thats when DDG appears...looking crestfallen...(kahi ye buddha mere pyar me pagal to nahi hua?? mere nasib me sab buddhe hi hai kya?uff)
she says, Mr,DEB (he he..i thought she would call him Mr. AD-Bhoot..anyways😕) i need to talk to you. i have heard your conversation with mumma last night (uff ye bani na...Ab to AAdat si hai isko Bondgiri ki....)
she tells him point blank that his mother is damn right. he should think about his family now..(oh yes please leave walia family alone..)
and that its every mother's wish to see her son well settled...(when??? when he is some 90 years old???)
she says that she doesnt believe in love and marriage anymore..(oyeee u are loved and married already..u better not find Renewed Love and marriage for you)
she says that he was right when he said that she cant pay off her debts and favors that AD has offered her. He saved her, Sheltered her and made her stronger...(Glucon D babes???)
she says that he never asked for anything in return but now after hearing the conversation she dont want to stay in his house anymore...(Eggjactly...Agar pakad pakad ke Buddha hi pakadna hai to Walia kyon nahi...atleast he is Tested and Certified..on 19th June precisely)
she says that they are just simply friends..(now AD will sing..Ab Dil Hi Tut Gaya To...hum jike kya karenge....)
she says she cant feel anything more for him no matter how much in debt she feels herself.
she says that before his mother starts day dreaming about their marriage, they should come out clean...
here expression changes fast on Ad's face....( ohh shit!! i was going to propose you DDG.......what to do now)
Ad changes his track very efficiently and says that he has never loved himself so loving anyone else is impossible....he do not have Heart...he has a stone there instead...(what about brains???)...and stones dont melt....(ask JW...he was a Rock Of Gibralter before 19th june and look at him today..😡)
he says that he cant love her and has never intended to take their friendship to new level...(liar liar..pants on the fire)
Bani says she is relaxed now...and that she expected that out of him..
AD sees his mother and looks confused and a bit let down...
( i have a perfect a 'sher' for this occasion...Arz Farmaiye....
Wo (Bani) chan chan karti aayi....wo chan chan karti chali gayi...Mai (AD) sindoor leke khada tha..wo rakhi bandh ke chali gayi....)
there comes a servant and tells them that AD's bhabhi has called them
AD asks DDG if there are any further questions...(Oyeee...A encyclopedia ke kide....sare jagah pe tuze Questions hi dikhate hai..)
here Bani is shooting fire through her eyes when she sees Pia rani smirking. somehow AD-Bhoot looks jubilant to see Pia there...(he must have recalled his favorite Belly Dancer)
Pia very Nautanki-ishtyle says that she is there to apologise(for ur existence honey???).
she says that she is now convinced that DDG is indeed DDG and not bani. she says that she mistook it as DDG has same face as Bani who used to interfere in her and Mr.Vollaya's life (does he have any life🤢)
Bani shoots fireball......zoommmmmm (i wish target is AD Pia combined)
Pia says that she wants to be friends with them as both families are wealthy.
so she and Mr.Vollaya have a good news (another repto in making...)
and Mr. Jai Vollaya will be there in few moments to announce it.
she says that she wants them to be a part of their celebrations and if they dont come she will feel bad..(WHO CARES???)
AD tells her that he is really glad that pia has overcome her confusion about DDG and bani and warns her not to repeat her mistake again...(its err to human and repeat them is Pia..)
Pia leaves not before giving a look to DDG...who looks as if she is pondering over whether to burn her or dump her)
Pia thinks that she is just waiting Mr. Vollaya come there and turns bani's dreams into a disaster...
here is Jai...(faint) talking to dadi and rano..he is basically very happy that he will see Bani once again today...(aadat nahi jati iski apne pair pe khud hi kulhadi mar ne ki)
here Pia calls her partners in crime...her sakhiyaan...Jigu and Karu amma...
she ask if they have replaced the card. Jigu says no..Pia tells her how important it is for her to win this game....and for that replacement of the card is necessary..
Jigu asks her not to worry as she will make sure that card is changed before jai leaves.
My Lion King thats jai...is walking with Rano who is holding the card. she gives it to jai saying that this card would start a new phase in their life where there will be only happiness..(what Marcian Aliens have kidnapped Pia....?)
Jai says that this time Bani will step in Walia mansion and never step out (Eggjactly...she will throw u out stupid!!)
Rano smiles as jai leaves.
here Jigu and Karuamma are worried as they havent changed the card. Jigs curse Rano for sticking to the card....like a reptile on the wall...(that means Pia on the wall...)
here Ranweer is back to Ghantiya mode. he is blasting off a servant for losing his file. there comes Rano with the file. Servant dissapears instantly.
when she gives him the file, she is very awkward and starts to leave. Ranweer stops her saying that she should nt be running away like this. whatever happened was not any mistake it was love..(jaisa Mama waise Bhatija)
Rano says that that indeed was not a mistake it was a crime...(Jaise mami waise Bhatije ki biwi)
she says that she wont be able to meet eyes with Rashi anymore
Ranweer says that Rashi is the one who got them married in the first place and she wanted to see them together and happy...and then rano starts crying and they hug....
as they hug, rashi is shown..fit as fiddle.
she is cured completely. a doctor comes and tells her how her will power has saved her from cancer and that she is a medical miracle.
Rashi is happy...(by the way does she look like a cancer patient...hardly?? her hair in fact shining like Garnier's advert)
She takes Ranweer's photo in hands and talk to him that its not her will power alone which saved her but it was his love for her that has saved her.
her love for him cant die then how did she think of dying??
she says that she will be back........(yes one more meri-sautan-meri-saheli plot for NB)
here is a swanky car entering Deb's residence...its (Obviously) Jai
he holds the card close to his heart and thinks that once more Bani will be his and he will be happy....(In your dreams with that reptile and A-Encyclopedia hanging around hand in hand....)
Episode ends here
Please do write comments if you like Update...(if u didnt like then you can PM me...😆)
bye good night(or day) ahead...
Himali...
PS: Rani, Haru, Farah, Arch, Krish..where are u guys.....
Video Update:
https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=638425
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