A day in La-la land - No offence intended.
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This is my funny take on what spooky pooky's day looks like.
8 in the morning... wha... what is that???? oh ... just the alarm ... such a nice dream... why did the damn alarm have to ring and wake me up in the process? as if I have someplace to be and something to do...
9 AM: Oh... where is this husband of mine? I have told him to employ some servants around the house, but he never listens to me... all he ever wants to do is stare at me and sigh soulfully... or stop on the verge of kissing me... Men I tell you... I have to go make my own breakfast now...
9:30 AM : Oh shoot... how I wish Kamla ma was here... she would have made some nice and yummy breakfast for me and I would be spared eating this burnt toast. Even Neethoo, for all her faults would have gotten Manda to make something for me... Gauri is no good I tell you...
10 AM: Yuck... finally finished breakfast... what next? Oh right... I want to make Lunch for that no-good dafoor husband of mine... what do I make? Oh yes... let me think... I hate Bindi... so he should too... oh wait... I like Karela... let me make that for him...
11 AM: oh no... here comes the wicked witch on her broom... whaaat??? you want me to sweep the floor using that Broom??? Nooo wayyy...
11:10 AM: sweeping the floor and wishing I had called Gauri a fairy instead of a witch... maybe then she would've let me play dress-up
12 PM: Oh yes... it is time to take whatever I have burnt to that husband of mine... I will show all the women that work in his office that they are useless...
12:30 PM : poo-hoo... my sandal broke... forced to see Ramu and call him Ramu Kaka when my heart yearns for so much more...
12:45 PM: what is wrong with Raghav... he is looking at me with so much Love and affection? Is this for real?? I am sure it is... he lied to me when he told me he loved Kalpi
12:50 PM (Yes... we had to undergo a five minute torture including a background song): whaa wha what just happened? Did he stop on the verge of kissing my beautiful hands that still have masala stuck on them along with dirt from sweeping the floor? WHY???
1 PM: I will NEVER try to understand what is in Raghav's mind... gosh... men are such complicated beings...
1:10 PM: sees Ramu Kaka romancing somebody and rethinks... oh wait... I changed my mind... let me see if I can seduce my husband in the rain... *has a look like a kid that is craving icecream*
1:20 PM: oh man... maybe I should not have married this guy... what is wrong with him?... oh wait... he is stopping the car... why??? wait ... let me get out too...
1:23 PM: oh no... what is Kalpi doing here? I should have made more effort to get Ramu... I swear that would have been a lot more easier and not to mention, more fruitful!
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