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EPi ki shuruaat hui antara se jiska muhh abhi bhi laal muhh ke bandaron jaisa ho rha tha....wo bhi sirf raghu ki zidd ki wajah se...kamaal hai antara itni ziddi hai aur raghu bhi ziddi hai..in dono mein jyada ziddi kaun hai iska pta lagaana padega...antara nhi chahti thi ki raghu fir se apni herogiri dikhakr sabke samne hero ban jaye..nhi samjhe aap..?.hum baatate hain antara hamehsa se superwoman banna chahti thi pr jab jab usne kuch kiya hai to bade bade lafde khade ho agye hain..aur raghu ne hi uski madad ki hai..aur is tarah hamesha se hi raghu hero ban jata hai...aur agr is baar bhi rgahu Kashmir gay to use ek baar phir se hero banne ka mauka mil jayega...ye saari baatein humne gacchu gilheri (squirrel) ne hamare panchuu monkey ko batayi jo roz antara ke ghar aati jati rehti thi...

"yahan bhi hoga wahan bhi haoga..ab to saare jahana mein hoga kya!...raghu ka hin JALWA..JALWA..JALWA..."

Wo hamesha ki tarah bhagwan se appeal kr rhi thi..ki rgahu kuch samjhta hi nhi hai?...aur agr wo use sach bta deti hai to raghu bhav kahega...ab raghu hero hai thoda bhav kahna to banta hai...usne akele hi Mr.City yani ki Shrinagar jane ka plan bna liya...akele akele chatpakodi jo khana hai use..

Wahn dusri taraf...puri family including raghu ke panter log pakiya..,chotu..sab maza se petpuja kr rhe the....hum aapko bta dein ki wo kuch aur nhi balki noori aunty ke haathon ka bna hua kashmiri pulaav ka maza le rahe the...noori aunty ne alas thoda kam kiya aur sabke liye dinner banaya...lagta hai puri family sirf kashmiri pulav kha kha kr badi hui hai...jab dekho sirf ek ho cheez...pr sabse badi bat to ye hai ki chawaal kiske ghar ka tha?..Damyanti bhavan ka ya phir antara ke ghar ke?..yehi hai aaj ka sbase bada sawaal!!!!aapko kya lagta hai...kiske ghar ka chawaal hoga?..

.jahan ek taraf kaul ki family chup chap..gapa gap..kahne mein lage the..whain pakiya..,chotu,charger aur battery..noori aunty ki tariif ek pull bna rhe the...unhone to aunty ko bhi nhi choda..noori aunty aur noori hogayi..aur bhar bhar ke sabko khilana lagi..tabhi hui hamare hero ki entry...aur use itne saare logon ko dekhkr achache laga ki hash!!..aakhir itna bada dinning kahin o kaam aaya..kyunki raghu ke alava itne bade ghar mein uske kuch dost aur servants hi rehte the..to dinning bhut bada padta tha..pr aaj use achcah lag rha tha...pr jaise hi usne dekha ki yedi to hai hi nhi..jo hamesha uske free ke chai -nashta krene line mein sabse pehle rehti thi...aaj wo ghar mein khana kyun nhi kha rhi?...use noori aunty se pta laga ki wo upr ludki padi hai...raghu foran upr pahuncha...bilkul spider man ki tarah.

Antara apne plan ke bare mein soch rhi thi...ki raghu ko kaise ullu banaya jaye?..tbahi raghu ke aane ke awaaj aayi..aur antu aankhen bandh krke ludak gayi...pr uski chori pakdi gayi aur raghu jaan gaya ki antu natak kr rhi hai..

"aadayein bdi funki Karen hai nautanki..ye mskaul bdi dramaaa queen hai..

Badi badi aankhem hain aasuon ki tankiii..ye yedi badi dramaaa queen hai.."

Antara pakdi ja chuki thi...aur usne bahane bnane lagi...raghu ye jaanta tha ki mskaul use apne saath Kashmir le jane mein interested nhi hai...aur khana na kahne ke lye bola...agr aapko yaad ho ki raghu -antara mein antara ke mote hone ki baat hui thi tbahi se antu ne apni diet pr thoda thoda control krna shuru kr diya hai..isliye wo kashmiri pulaav nhi khana chahti thi..aur raghu ko bhagane ke liye wo uspr zor zor se chilane lagi...antara ke do teen kaam hain..yedipanti dikhana...rona dhona krna..aur raghu pr chilate rehna...isse raghu hurt hogaya..ki jab dekho uspr chilati hai danti rehti hai.

"dost dost naa raha...pyaar pyaar naa rha.."

phir bhi Raghu nhi mana aur antara ke ye kehne pr ke koi rishta jodne ki zarort nhi hai....raghu ne use saaf saaf samjha diya...ki wo to use already juda hua hai..aur ye kehne mein wo late ho chuki hai..

"teraa..meraa rishta puranaa.."

aur wo uske liye khana bhej rhaa hai...kyunki noori aunty en itna pulaav bna liya ki ab use khatam nhi hone wala....to sabse pehle to Kashmir jane ki khushi mein Kashmiri pulaaav khao...antara mana krti reh gayi aur Raghu chala gaya..

ab aage kya hoga...

Kya antara pulaav khaegi?

Kya antara Raghu ko khushi khushi apne saath le jayegi?

Kya noori aunty ka pulaav khatam ho payega?

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