New Jokes of Chandni, Dev n Nahar..

1)..Nahar was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest was another, and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk Dev was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk Dev stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard, who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the hell was that all about?"

Still staring down, the drunk Dev replied, "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"

2)..Chandni woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband Dev, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" Chandni asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us fooling around when you were 16?" Dev replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "yes, I remember. So?"

"Well...I would have gotten out today!"

3)..Dev was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife chandni, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads.

He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towards his wife's cup and said, "Sugar, sugar?" Dev thought this was great and continued to listen around the dining room.

Another table over Dev observed the following. A man spooned out some honey out of a bowl for his wife and asked, "Honey, honey?" Again Dev thought this was good stuff.

Finally, he cut off a piece of his meat, stared longingly into Chandni's eyes and said, "Ham, pig?"

Hope you must have enjoyed it, waiting for ur comments and suggestions...thanks..

Set_raj