What would u do if u wake up as following people?

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Barun sobti❤️
i would breathless😳

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Posted: 11 years ago
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SRK - Accept that I'm old now and rush to son Aryan and warn him - Don't ever enter Bollywood!
Salman- Find some chick and bang her! #gottalosemavirginity!

Deepika - Burn Ranbir's old memoirs and letters in the closet
Sonam - get a speech therapist #youknowwhatimean
Katrina - stop being a doormat and kiss Ranbir's ass goodbye!

Gurmeet Chaudhry - Strangle Debina's neck and #dothepeacockdance!
Barun sobti - Get a haircut

Alia - Disappear into a black hole -.-

Edited by 102201 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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SRK- choose better films. Cut ties with Farah and Rohit.
Salman - Take the judgement without interfering. Stop hitting women.

Deepika- Stop calling Ranbir. Take an acting course.
Sonam- Stop acting.
Katrina - Break up with Ranbir. Marry HR. Stop acting.

Sobti - Acting lessons.
Gurmeet Choudhury - Go back to sleep.
Edited by Star_girl - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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SRK stop hamming
Salman start acting

Deepika start eating
Sonam start eating
Katrina start acting

Gurmeet Chaudhry go invisible
Barun sobti quit acting

Alia go to school
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Posted: 11 years ago
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SRK - Start reading the script of the films i have been offered
Salman - Get a girlfriend already

Deepika - Slap Ranbir across the face
Sonam - Shut my big fat mouth
Katrina - I should quit acting and become a professional dancer

Gurmeet Chaudhry - go back to tellywood
Barun sobti - stop being a stuck up person

Alia - educate myself before saying anything on television
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Posted: 11 years ago
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SRK- Stop dancing at weddings. Doesn't suit my stature. 😆

Salman- Get myself a therapist & work through my Daddy issues & ADOPT CHILDREN.

DP- Stop publicising my Broken Heart. I had a bitter relationship , WE ALL GET IT. Also know that, Karma is a Devil. 😆


Sonam- Get myself the Oxford dictionary.


Kat- Break up with RK & run away to England. 😆
Edited by Mallika-E-Bhais - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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SRK:
I will go back to sleep.. don't like SRK and don't want to be SRK... but if I have to be SRK.. I would admit Aamir is a better actor than me... Aamir is a bigger box office star and has a better movies..

Salman: I would not complete Kick.. and any movie of that sort.. Work on getting better scripts..

Deepika: dump Ranveer singh..I deserve better

Sonam.. I will shut up and sign more movies


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Posted: 11 years ago
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SRK- Choose better films and roles. Break all ties with Rohit Shetty and Farah Khan. Stop gifting bungalows and cars to PC.

Deepika- Stop acting opposite Ranbir and quit acting like I am the only person in the world who got their heart broken.

Sonam- Choose more roles like Zoya in Ranjhaanaa and try to improve my acting skills. Let MissCoco raid my wardrobe for a day. 😆

Katrina- Quit acting for a full blown modelling career and marry the aam.

Gurmeet- Go back to sleep. 😆

Barun Sobti- Quit eating mango cake and watching KBC with wife at home for a while and do some acting workshops. Get my ass back to TV.

Edited by MissCoco - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: White-Rose

SRK
Salman

Deepika
Sonam
Katrina

Gurmeet Chaudhry
Barun sobti

Alia




srk : will start doing maaeein maaeeen like some bakra, and will instantly start searching those people's feet to lick from whom I can get any kind of benefit 😉


salman: I will instantly slap someone for some reason (or not) , will drunk chaar botal vodka aur ghareeb logon kay upar gaadi lay kar charh jaaun gee 😆


Sonam : my sweet voice will instantly changed to some duck's loud quack quacks... and my beautiful fertile brain will instantly become empty' that too' totally empty 😆
Edited by tanya.91 - 11 years ago

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