New OS - The chronicles of A Miracle Goggles
Important - Tanveer pregnancy came out and she has left khan villa.
Asad and Zoya were always on Tom and Jerry mode when it came to fights, be it I m sorry Zoya password fiasco, bathroom and six packs fiasco, Najma haircut fiasco, Elisa fiasco, Zoya's NY ticket confusion, etc etc etc. This is after when Asad tosses and Zoya doesn't to go to New York and she says "well ab yeh musibat kahin nahi jaa rahi hai" and leaves Asad's room after his denial of her stopping and asking her not to take his confession in the video in a wrong sense and it doesn't mean anything in particular. Zoya was pissed at Asad's behaviour. She mumbled sitting in her room "why cant this man actually say what he wants, jo kehna chahte vo nahin kehte, jo nahin kehte hai, vo karte hain, aur karne ke baad jab sorry bolna hota hai, tho nahi bol pate hain, jab bolte hai tho secretly bolte hai, akhir kya chahte hai Mr. Khan? Complicated, confused and emotionally challenged Akdu Ahmed Khan, inhe raaste par lana hi hoga, aur aisa koi kaam nahi hai jo Zoya Farookhi nahi kar sakti, yeh tho mere bayaa haath ka khel hai" Then suddenly her eyes fell on something and she mischeviously looked at it. "Wait and watch Mr. Khan main apki kya halat karti hoon"
Next day morning Zoya came out from her room wearing a goggles and as usual barged into Asad's room. Asad was coming out of the washroom after having a bath and was only in his towel when Zoya entered. Zoya stopped in her tracks seeing him. She was ogling at his six packs with an open mouth. But then she turned away. Asad was too embarrassed at the situation. He yelled "Miss Farooqui, ab kab knock karke ana sikhengi? Somethings can't change or rather will never change?" Zoya "allah miyaan whats wrong with you Mr. Khan? Muje thodi pata tha ki aap iss halat main honge, apko darvaza lock karna chahiye tha, if you intend to come like this?" Asad "what do you mean like this" Zoya mischievously replied "like this without clothes" she showed her hands indicating him from top to bottom. Asad "what, I m wearing a towel Miss Farooqui? I guess you are not blind?" Zoya "oh I forgot, my goggles, its all because of it, sorry" Asad confused "what becoz of goggles, are you crazy, apka dimag tho teek hai? Yah phir subah subah apne bhang kha liya?" Zoya "well Mr.Khan yeh goggles bohot special hai, aur inke speciality yeh hai ki, I can see through anybody" Asad "what see through, main kuch samja nahi" Zoya "yah, you know yeh goggles pehnne se kissie kapde nahi dikhte hai, straight I can see the whole body" It took a minute for Asad to register what Zoya said, then realising that Zoya could see him, he hid behind curtains" Zoya turned back and suppressed her giggle by pressing her lips and then continued "Mr.Khan, maine kahan kapde ko andhar se dikhta hai, you these are special glasses, imported from NYC, curtains bhi tho kapde hote hai, and I can still see you, trust me you are too good Mr. Khan, keep it up, perfect" Asad then realised what Zoya said "He quickly took his lap top bag and hid himself and stammered "aap...aap pehle vo chashma utariye" Zoya "nahi utar sakti, kyunki muje eye infection hogaya hai, tho this is specially designed to protect my eyes from dust and allergy you know" Asad "tho...tho.. aaap kamre bahar jayeye, abhi issi waqt" "Mr.Khan aap phirse vohi Galati kar rahe hai, you know bags are too made of clothes only" Asad just ducked himself behind the bed now and shouted "Miss Farookhi, aap meri kamre jayenge please.. kitni batameez hai aap, aur yeh chasma please aap yeh chashma utar dijijye aur koi aur chasma lagaye, yeh chashma bohot bohot hi shameless hai" Zoya wide open "Mr. Khan kal thak main shameless thi ab chashma shameless hogaya, seriously you are impossible" Zoya thought it was enough for today and she thought to go out. As soon as she went out Asad ran to lock the door and stood against it and left his breath which he had held till now. "aisa bhi bhala koi chashma hota hai kya, jo kapdon ke aar paar dikhe, impossible, lekin Miss faoorqui muje aise dekh rahi thi jaise ki unhone mera sab kuch dekh liya ho, no, kya sach main vo chashme se kuch nahi dikhta hai? I mean sab kuch dikhta hai?" He whacked his head " Pata kaise lagaun?"
Asad dressed himself and peeped through his door and what he saw swept away his feet. Zoya was giving the glasses in turn to Najma and Dilshad to wear and they saying "Wow Zoya this is too good, kya quality hai, sab kuch ache se dikhta hai aisa cool goggles pehle kabhi nahin pehna," zoya was looking at Asad's door intermittently to see his reaction. Asad was like "what the hell? How will I now come out?" Dilshad said "zoya next time na muje bhi aisa vala goggles dena haan, mera vo purana goggles haina, vo tho bilkul bekaar hai" Najma too said "haan haan Zoya muje bhi ek chahiye, kya mast goggles hai" Zoya giggled at asads expressions. Asad quickly locked the door. "muje nahi lagta ki aaj main, bahar jaa paunga, kya karoon, kaise jaun bahar. Aur ammi aur Tamatar bhi.. Zoya ke saath bigad gaye hain"
Asad was sitting on the bed thinking how to go out. He was rewinding Zoya words that she can see through clothes "what if wear something else instead of clothes." He searched for his wardrobe and but found nothing, he went into the washroom, and saw the plastic shower curtain, he quickly pulled out and said "this is plastic , so she cant see anything" Well I can take my clothes to my car and then probably change in the car for today. Then I will somehow, manage to flick that damned glasses from her room today evening" He came out wrapping that plastic curtain around his hips and wearing a tee for upper part and sat down to have his breakfast. Zoya suppressed her giggle. Dilshad and Najma was jaw dropped seeing Asad like this. Dilshad asked "Asad yeh kya hai beta? Tumne shayad pant pehna bhool gaye" Asad embarrassed at Ammi's comment fumbled and said "ammi bhoola nahi hoon, yeh ek therap ka hissa hai" Najma "kya therapy bhaijaan" Asad "vo plastic therapy, yeh plastic sheet helps reducing...yeh vo back pain" Najma "oh tabto tele shopping wala hoga, bhaijaan lekin apko yeh kaise mila, I mean kahan se mila yeh idea, apto kabhi tele shopping nahi dekte hai" Asad "haan mere ek client ne recommend kiya tha, uska bhi back pain ka problem tha, kal jab office main muje peet dard hua tho, usne mere liye order kar diya" Asad lied cooly but Zoya was enjoying every bit of Asad's lie and was laughing to the core internally. She said in her mind "Mr.Khan dekhiye main apki band kaise bajati hoon." Zoya said "vo sab tho teek hai, lekin aap aise office jayenge, bina kapdon ke" she stressed the words "kapdon ke" Asad "miss farooqui main kaise office jaun apko isse kya, aap apne maltlab se kaam rahiye "and he took his clothes and proceeded towards his car.
Dilshad "ajeeb haina, aajkal kaise kaise products milte hai" Najma "ammi aap tele shopping dekhengi tho apke hosh ud jayenge, tel lagane se motapan kam hota hai, juice peene se patle hote hai, aur sirf khade rahne se exercise hojata hai, sab logon ko bewakoof banana ke liye hota hai, aur I cant believe ki bhaijaan ne bhi..." Zoya "its okay Najma... kabhi kabhi kuch logon sab kuch experience se hi pata chalta hai... you know they never learn otherwise"
Zoya said she will take lunch for Asad to his office today and Dilshad agreed to it despite feeling something wrong why Zoya volunteered to take lunch for Asad. Zoya reached Asad's office and she grandly put on the glasses the moment she reached the entrance door. Asad saw her with the glasses from his cabin and he dropped the phone immediately and ran outside to see and saw that it were all girls for the time being in the open arena roaming and he was relieved. " why did the hell did she come to his office now wearing that damn glasses." He thought. He immediately announced everybody to assemble in the conference room for an emergency meeting. And everybody obeyed when Zoya came into his office she saw none. Then she turned to Asad's cabin
Asad could hear her coming. He thought of locking the door but then Miss Farooqui may create a scene and everybody will be out to see what happened. He thought it's better to dispose her from his room tactfully. He immediately went and sat in his chair and turned and faced the wall now. Zoya knocked at his door. Asad nervously said "come in" Zoya gave a wide smile before entering and after "good afternoon Mr.Khan" she wished him. But didn't see him anywhere so she continued "Mr Khan, are you there?" Asad was sitting on the chair facing the wall said "jee haan main yahi hoon, iss chair ke peeche, aur please yahan mat ayiye, main urgent kaam main busy hoon, ek imp business call hai, aaap vahan baitiye uss couch main, tab tak main yeh call finish karta hoon" He pretended to be on a call so that she settles on the couch. Then he talked from behind the chair "Miss Farooqui aap yahan kyun ayi hai" Zoya sweetly replied "Mr. Khan subah apne kuch teekse nahi khaya, aur phir apko back ache bhi horaha tha, issliye maine socha ki apka lunch lekar aun, saath main khate hai, chaliye na, ayiye, dekhiye aaj to phoppi ne sab apki pasand ka khana banaya hai, aur specially yeh badam vala dood diya hai, apke peet dard ke liye" Asad kept his fingers on his temples and rubbed it. "Miss Farooqui apko yeh sab karne koi zaroorat nahi thi" Zoya again in sweet innocent voice "lekin mera gussa khane par kyun utar rahe hai, khana to phoppi ne bheja hai, main to sirf lekar ayi hoon" Asad irritated "aap ko lekar ana tha tho vo chashma kyun pehna aapne, aur pehankar meri office chali aye, aise hi, yahan kitne log kaam karte hai, apko koi sharm nahi ati" Zoya giggled "Mr. Khan lekin maine to bahar kissiko nahi dekha, kya apne sabko chutti di hai kya, aaj office khali khali kyun hai?" Asad "main chutti doon, yah sab ko tour par bhejoon, apko isse kya, aap khana lekar ayi hai, tho rakhiye aur please jayiye , aur yeh chashma for god's sake utar dijiye, aap batameez hi nahi behayaa bhi hai" Zoya was now getting angry on his words "Allah Miyaan,Mr, Khan aap ko kya lagta hai, main ek public place aisa chashma pehankar aungi, aapne mere bare main aisa gathiya sochte hai, muje pata nahi tha, aur muje bhi koi shouk nahi hai logon ko nanga dekhne ka, I am well mannered, vo tho bas kal aise hi intefaq se hogaya tha, khana rakha hai kha lijiyega, thanda hojayega, main jaa rahi hoon" Zoya got up and slammed the door and then only Asad came out relieved "musibat gayi, uff" Zoya opened the door again to say "sun liya maine" Asad "tho kya galat kaha, acha hua apne sun liya vaise bhi main apse darta nahin hoon" Zoya "fine good for you" and she left. Asad "stupid girl" Zoya "akdu"
Asad returned home in the evening to find Zoya, Najma and Dilshad watching TV. He was very nervous how to enter the house but was relieved to find that Zoya was not having the goggles, so he is safe zone now. He wished everyone and Dilshad asked "Are Asad tum agaye, tumhara peet dard kaisa hai beta" Asad "apke badam vala dood se ab behtar hai" Dilshad "coffee" Asad "hmm, main jaakar fresh hota hoon" Asad entered his room and heaved a sigh of relief "kaamse kaam aajto uss khatarnak chashme se chutkara milega" He thought how to test that goggles, how to flick it from Miss Farooqui's room. Asad had almost changed that he saw zoya came with his coffee this time goggles was fitted on her head. Asad mumbled "not again" Before Zoya could put that glasses on he spat out "Miss Faoorqui aap please coffee rakhiye aur jayiye mere kamre se, muje kuch personal kaam hai" Zoya said "jee" Before Zoya exited she shrieked "ouch" Asad came running to her "Zoya kya hua" Zoya "vo meri ankhon main kuch chala gaya hai, bohot jalan horahi hai,ahhh" Asad "idhar dikhaye" he opened her eye lids and blew into it. His hot breath fanned not only her eyes but also her face too. She was going weak on her knees. Asad was holding Zoya so close that she could hear her erratic hearbeats. He was blowing on her eyes continuously and suddenly withdrew and asked "ab teek hai" Zoya was blushing after sharing such intimacy with him. She replied "jee haan" and ran away and in that moment that goggles fell from her head on to the floor in Asad's room which went unnoticed by her.
Zoya shyly running from Asad's room bumped into Najma who was having a glass of juice and all the juice fell on Zoya's top. She said "koi baat nahi najma, mian saaf karlungi" She went inside her room and started to take out her inbuilt bra top. It was then Asad noticed the glasses which had fallen on the floor. "Miss Farooqui bhi na, apne glases yahi chod kar chali gayi, eye infection main bhi gair zimmedar hai" He took it and was going to give it to Zoya back, then only it struck him that this was the same glasses which she worn and he was thinking to flick it from her room. He thought to give a test, he was going to wear the glasses that he saw Najma in front of him cleaning the spilled juice. So he didn't put on the glass. Asad asked Najma to quickly clean it and proceeded towards Zoya's room. Asad put on the glasses and then opened the door. The sight which he saw before him made him remove the glasses immediately. Asad saw Zoya's bare back the moment she yanked her top away. He closed the door immediately and looked at the glasses confused "did I see a bare back of Zoya, acha hua maine kuch aur dekhne se pehle hi chashma utar diyaa, Miss Farookhi is really shameless yeh sab kaam bina kamra lock kiye karti hai, kya unhone uss din sab kuch dekhliya hoga" Asad was red like tomato. But then he pondered over a moment, lekin vo kya tha?" He thought over a little on what he saw on her back. He visualised the scene again seeing her bare back and he now saw that clearly. He smiled and decided that now its Zoya's turn to get a taste of her medicine. Asad smiled wickedly this time.
At the dinner time, Zoya was asking about her goggles to Najma and Dilshad whether they found it somewhere. They denied seeing it. Asad was smiling wickedly at Zoya's desperateness to find her miracle goggles. He aske "kya hua Miss Farookhi, apke vo chamatkari goggles kho gaye?" Zoya pouted "haan, lekin pata nahi kahan" Asad at that time wanted to kiss her when she pouted, she looked too cute like a child asking for her favourite missing toy. Asad "yeh main kya soch raha hoon" Zoya "Mr. Khaan apne dekhe mere vo goggles" Asad snapped out "jee nahin tho, aur acha hua ki vo kho gaye, otherwise you know it had seriously become a threat to me, pata nahi aap kab kahan vo goggles pehenkar ajaye" Zoya "Misssterrr Khaaan?, vo meri sabse pyare goggles the, meri jiju ne muje present kiya tha, vo bhi meri 13th birthday main" Asad dropped his fork and asked with a dropped jaw "apke jiju ne aise goggles present kiya tha, apko" He couldn't believe that Zoya's jiju had presented such a devilish goggle to her in such a tender age. Zoya "kya matlab hai apka, aise goggles se kya kehna chahte hai, mere jiju koi aise vaise insaan nahi hai, aur muje bohot pyar karte hai, aur khabardar unke khilaaf apne kuch kaha tho, aur vo goggles mere liye issliye special the kyunki vo jiju ne bohot pyar se diya tha, aur meri bohot sari yaadein usse judi thi, aur koi baat nahi thi uss goggles main, maine apse jhoot bola tha ki vo... pehen ne ke baad.. I mean... see through and all those.. aisa kuch nahi hai, vo ek mamooli goggles tha" Asad was dumbstruck that Zoya had outwitted him using a silly goggle and made him almost do the impossible things which he had never done before. He thought to take a sweet revenge on her. "Miss Farooqui, don't worry chashma mil jayega, filhal aap meri liye ek cup coffee la sakti hai, in my room" Zoya nodded but was relieved that Asad was not angry at her antics.
Soon Zoya came to Asad with a cup of coffee. Zoya was searching him, then she heard him coming from washroom. She kept the coffee cup on the tea poy and raised her head to see him. He was going to wear that goggles. Zoya asked "are yeh tho mera goggles hai apko kahan se mila?" Asad was smiling now and was thinking how to put his plan into motion. He said "main bhi dekhoon apke yeh chamatkari chashma karta kya hai?" Zoya "are Mr.Khan maine kahan tha na yeh mamooli chashma hai, vo tho maine apko bewakoof banaya tha, jaise apne muje banaya, apke vo stupid se video ko lekar jhoot bolkar, ki aap muje rokna nahi chahte the, main uska galat matlab nikal rahi hoon vagera vagera, anyway I m sorry for that, ab mere goggles dijijye" she extended her hand. Asad "not so easily Miss Farookhi," and he put it on and exclaimed "Mashallah kya perfect figure hai apki" Zoya eyes widened and jaw dropped. She said "Mr.Khan mazak mat kijjiye, ab shameless koun hai, kahan gayi apki tameez aur tehzeeb, jo is tarah se ek ladki par comment mar rahe hai?" Asad "kyun miss farooki apne bhi tho aisa hi comment mara than a mujpar wearing the same glasses eh" Zoya "lekin maine kuch dekha nahi, vo tho maine aise bol diya tha" Asad "lekin muje tho sab kuch dikh raha hai" and he smiled wickedly at her. Zoya couldn't believe it "aap jhoot bol rahe hai" Asad "main kyun jhoot bolunga" Zoya now saw herself and quickly turned around facing her back to him although she was sure that that glasses were ordinary but still she was now confused. She kept her back turned and spoke "Mr.Khan aap muje ullu bana rahe hai, main jaanti hoon ki vo glasses main aisa koi power nahi hai" Asad "ab main apko sabit kaise karoon, ki maine sb kuch dekhliye hai" Zoya now was too embarrassed that she hid behind the half open door. "Mr.Khan please mazak chodiye na" Asad "yeh mazak nahi hai Zoya, okay main vo kehta hoon jo main abhi abhi dekha" Zoya stammering" kya dekha apne" Asad giggled now "vo apke peet par" Zoya's eyes widened again and gulped "peet par" Asad "peet par teek neche middle main ek khoob surat tattoo hai" Zoya kept her hands on her mouth and exclaimed whisperingly "superman ke paas pohunchte hi chashma ko super power bhi milgaya, yah Allah ab main kya karun, Mr.Khan sach bol rahe hai, kya vakai main unhone sab kuch dekh liya, yah Allah" Asad seeing Zoya silent "zoya maine sach kaha na" Zoya fumbled "jee..vo...haan..par...aapko... kaise..." Asad" maine kaha na main jhoot nahi bol raha, this goggles are wonderful like you Zoya too good, soch raha hoon, main isse apne paas hi rakhoon" Zoya "please Mr Khan muje jane dijiye, main aage se apko tank nahi karungi, main apke saatha ache se peshaungi, koi musibat main nahin padoongi,bilkul good girl baungi, mera chashma dedjiye please" Asad saw that zoya had really believed what he had told her and now is at his mercy.
Asad came in front of her, she had her eyes closed. Asad took her hands in his and entwined his fingers with her and gripped it firmly and huskily whispered in her ears "aankhen kholiye zoya" She nodded in negative. Asad repeated his words seductively that zoya' eyes opened on her own. Asad caressed her face "apne bataya nahi ki apne mera naam kyun tattoo kiya hai apne badan pe" Zoya's lips shivered "vo main...actually" Asad "those are my words zoya, tell me why did you stop when I asked you to?" "why did it matter to you that I should stop you?" Zoya was at a loss of words totally but she managed to say "kyunki shayad main apse..." cut off by Asad "Zoya kya aap janna nahi chahogi ki maine apko kyun roka, kya maine jo uss video main kaha kya vo sab sach hai?" Zoya nodded with her eyes glued onto his. Asad "haan zoya maine jo uss video main jo kahan vo sab sach hai, maine nahi chahta ki aap jaye, mujse door jaye, muje takleef hoti hai zoya apko door jate huye dekhkar, mein shayad khudko itna express nahi kar pata hoon, lekin aaj main aapse kehta hoo zoya, I m in love with you, madly in love, I cant see you going away from me" Zoya eyes stuck at what Asad had said .He just confessed, confessed that he loves her. She started smiling a little and looked away from him shyly. Asad "muje jawab main kya milega, haan ya naa" although he knew that her answer was a yes from her side. Zoya mischievously said "apko jawab main yeh chashma milega, you can keep it for the rest of the lifetime and see me wearing that, forever and ever and ever" and she ran away from there. Asad smiled and said "you are still shameless Zoya."
I know it was completely gutter, but this is what came to my mind in the morning. Now please comment or like.
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