PhatPhatiyaPost - Jab Thak Hai Jaan?

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Posted: 11 years ago
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KcM pays Rudra a visit and Paro immediately covers his toes. KcM realizes that short of Moonchiya dying, her only other option is to author a book titled "How to Botch Murders and never lose hope".

The doctors are helpless, the medicines don't work and the Chandangarh Suraj decides to take forever to rise, because He wants to give Rudra every opportunity to stand erect.
The only thing that can revive Moonchiya is faith. Not any ordinary faith. Faith that makes one abandon perfectly working shoes to run barefoot, bloodying one's feet on the tetanus inducing debris on the road. Its a sign of devotion, a sign of surrender and most importantly, a sign of intelligent action when crisis strikes.

I pity Paro-like wives living in places like Chicago. With its sub-zero (I mean effing -20 deg Centigrade) temperatures and no accessible Shiv temple nearby, chicago is no place for poisoned husbands. They will have no recourse but to slip into coma because Paro-like wives cannot do a sacrifice as mighty as our Paro's. Lesson learned - if you live in places like Chicago, with no shiv temple nearby, you better not get Iron Filings Poisoning, and for heaven's sake NOT in winter. Other types of poisoning might be ok but definitely not iron poisoning.

Paro's padyathra raises her heartbeat burning a good 300 calories and breaking a good sweat. Even temple PAnditji asks her about her pulse rate and is impressed with her cardiovascular health. I thought he was going to ask her to take a shower in the temple bathroom, but thankfully he asked her to drink water and rest.

I think the CVs should have added a scene where Nagdevtha travels 3 miles to the hospital, snakes into moonchiya's bed and sucks out the venom from his body. Now THAT would have been mother of all symballisms and truly good use of mythology.

Question to all you mythology experts - Does Parvathi give up her relationship with Shiva after the Neelkanth episode? If not, then why do CVs vacillate between Mythology and YashChopralogy??

Mythili's dilemma continues. She keeps adding 2+2 and gets 4.55. Its befuddling her mind, when she knows 2+2 should really be equal to 4.25. duh!

Tomorrow - Paro has to pray to Shivji to get what she most covets and then immediately give it up. She asks for Moonchiya back in her life, only to disappear from his life. At this rate, I'd have had to disappear from my family's life many times given the number of crises we handled and faced. The true test of faith of a family is how strongly they stick together through times of crises. oh well, its a show, its fiction and Paro's gyan in these matters is infinitely superior to mine.

The SJ in me would have stayed back, nursed Moonchiya back to strength, fed him his favorite foods, and given him one too many sponge baths and change of clothes.




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Posted: 11 years ago
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I'm still floored by one thing. The BSD may investigate this attempted murder.

Heh?


Investigate? Yeh kya hota hai?


Sherlock Maithili Beendini will be the next target of KcM's murderous intentions. Her nose was already twitching today when Maithili brought out Paro's lunch. Or maybe that was just because the food smelled good.

I'm glad Rudra trims his nose. With all the angles we got, I am now well acquainted with its depths.

I have also figured out the real reason KcM chose iron instead of trusty old potassium cyanide- her goal was to give him tetanus! She could have just had him workout with Paro Baisa, and she would have achieved the same thing.

Finally, Pandit will now use this as the aarti waala gana instead of Om Jai Jagdish.
Edited by chotidesi - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hello, hello.

After the shock that was yesterday, I can't help but bask in the 40-minute sunrise. It was amEzing.

BG woes don't end. I swear, when Paro was giving Mohini the "woh mhaara suhaag hai" speech, the BG chorus was singing, "he he ha ha, he he ha ha" in a loop.

1. Doctor: Hum kuch nahi kar paayenge.
Mohini: Let's pray Rudra never wakes up from the iron poisoning. (I wonder if those were iron choora or sleeping pills. While pills would have done the trick, KcM's murder botching up hobby would have been affected.)
Paro: Yeh kisi kaam ka nahi. I shall quickly strike a deal with Bholenaath and be back.

2. Paro offers the "TV in Biwi" programme. She tries to sing, and even goes to the extent of starting up an Arnab Shoutswami style questioning.

3. Maithili. Arre waah! Bachchi badi ho gayi. Now why couldn't she hide the iron in the dabba itself? (I have done this when I had to carry a phone to school and was worried there would be an inspection, cellphones being banned).

4. Still, the fact that she tried to put 2 & 2 together, mere liye kaafi hai. I did want to see the laddoo zoom to the chumbak. But anyway, no issues.

5. That Panditji was SO creepy. You look flushed and nice, lemme strike a water date with you?

Mhaara Aman laut aaya! Single-handedly made the episode worth it.

Now baat toh "coma" ki huyi thi na? Heart fail kaise ho gaya? Tomorrow, Rudra will finally wake up. Then, out of the umpteen things she could feed Rudra, she chooses apples- which have high iron content. Wow.
Edited by Exprimere - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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And finally its another day... if you didn't know RR days are looong and I'm glad I saw the sun rise. So much happened in a day.
- They got up beside each other (in Jaipur)
- She was angry with him (staring in Jaipur)- I am not sure how long the drive is from Jaipur to Haveli
- He tried to seek forgiveness and she said no (in Haveli)
- So he got bangles to manofy her and finally she did
- Then they had satyanarayan vratam (usually it take 2-3 hrs) which was done
- Then he was poisoned and taken to the hospital (favorite place)
- Paro & Mythili also had discussions about how the poisoning happened and Mythili did inbestigation also and found proof (Mythili next in line for murder attempt - so be prepared for another hospital visit)
- KcM even attempted another murder attempt (shes getting good with her attempts from 1/week to many/week) on the same day
Its hard enough to handle my daily drama I can't handle so much and still have energy...
I was really scared when she said she'll sing... I immediately lowered the volume and thank god she only sang a line... And what happened to her shoes? was she going about in the hospital without shoes?
Edited by napk - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣🤣
Unlikely that KCM like creatures are to be found in Chicago.. So all those wives are still ok 😛

Panditji's care and concern caught my attention too.. Lol

Yashchopralogy... Ha ha.. That's a good way to describe it.. I'm a big SRK fan but haven't seen jab tak hai jaan.. The premise just doesn't sit well with me,, but I guess it's a TV show .. Sab chalta hai !!

Oh and I don't think paro will leave before she has sponged and nursed him back to health 😛
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Oh but sj, paro beat you to the sponge baths because she promises to leave Rudra after he stands uh erect, on his two feet! Sorry, doll!
And bhyy, bhyy you have such less rispact phor my poor mythili ? This time she wants to take kakisa down from her standing in dhi society. So she is proceeding slowly and slowly. Hmph!

And omg, you actually tweet with ashish?! I saw for myself today... Mashallah!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 bang on...and the return to the hospital will be even more faster and with chappal, for sure, all of a sudden her feet get fine...and here i am thinking disney version of waking people up "True Loves First Kiss"...🤣
I am glad I am not in Chicago...

She had to cover his legs as she did not want KCM to see the ...erectness and faint

Today Ranawat women can beat BSD any day, I think BSD shd send them to hunt Tejawat...with their CSI skills...where is missing Babusa?
Edited by Snoowfall - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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oh thank god, you guys assure me that Paro baisa will do the necessary sponge baths before she disappears. i am so relieved to hear that

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Posted: 11 years ago
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- Does Parvathi give up her relationship with Shiva after the Neelkanth episode? If not, then why do CVs vacillate between Mythology and YashChopralogy??

i dont know cvs mix match ideas 😔
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Wow...I can't believe that I got on the first page of your post!😃
As usual, love, love, love your sense of humor and take on the craziness depicted in the show day after day!😆😆

Chicago weather...lol😆 been there and lived there for years and boy does it get freezing! definitely not to good idea to get barefooted to a mandir😆

Maithili getting 2+2=4.25!!🤣🤣

Thanks for the laughs, luv!🤗

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