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Kumud has left her school job and has opened her full time detective agency
The letters below are the reason why ...
yeh letters mere haath lage hain, Kumud ke principal ne diye
Dear sir,
Please grant me leave for 2 or 4 or 6 days whatever days after ashtmi as I could not attend school because I had been kidnapped and almost married Again due to my stupidity in going to a red light area without informing my family.
Thanking you
Your sincerely
Kumudsundari Vyas
Letter 2 :
Dear sir,
Please grant me leave again, for detectivegiri as I will not be able to come to school, because I will be running up and down in the streets of London looking for a baby who was lost 21 years ago.
My screen husband and certain fans of his may have spread the rumour of this being honeymoon leave, but be rest assured that it is nothing of the sort, it is purely business and those who are looking for pleasure need their heads examined.
So please grant me leave x days of leave where
x =( number of screen days - number of actual days ) x TRP of London track / number of hugs in London
As for your question of what will happen to my class and students, I have various body doubles who have very successfully stood in for me, I mean if my BD can substitute me in my bedroom, tod classroom kya cheez hai!
Thank you
Your sincerely
Kumud sundari jasoos oops sorry Vyas
Letter from the principal to Kumud
Dear Kumud madam,
While we really appreciate what you have done for our school and kept us and our students enthrall end by your backless cholis and low waist lehengas,, er, I meant your lectures, I regret to inform you that your BDs do not have your talents and sex appeal, sorry, teaching appeal.
Since you seem to be suffering from an acute case of can't.mind.my.business.itis and jasoos.itis, I am afraid I shall have to terminate you. You were sacked with effect from y.
Where y = right now
Your sincerely,
The principal
Anupamaa
CID
