12 Hilarious Bollywood Dialogues That You'll Never Use In Your Life.

We love Bollywood dialogues. So much so that we even use some of the really famous and catchy ones in our day to day lives every so often. But we can't help spoofing them to get some kicks and laughs at times. Here's one such example! Today, we are compiling some of the very dramatic cliche dialogues from our films that we can never, ever dare include in our speech!

The Wedding Spoiler!

Well, try that line during a wedding ceremony, and you are sure to wake up in an isolated jungle all beaten up!

This Vampire Is No Robert Pattinson

We share the same feelings!

The Girl With A Serious Heart Problem

That's like asking for a 'daanto ka toothpaste' at the grocery store!

An Open Challenge That's Gonna Backfire Now

This is one stunt you are not allowed to do in this era! Not even under anyone's supervision!

The Oh-So In-Your-Face Judge

The poor judge will have to take his words back if he went on to give such 'sentences'!

The Good News? The Bad News?

Your kid will never forgive you for using such a line!

God Too Has Changed With The Times

Even the God is bored! If at all you have to blackmail Him, try some better lines!

This Warning Is No More A Warning

It's time the crime writers get realistic! Which cop uses this dialogue in this age?

Getting Romantic, Dear? Be Clear!

Your husband is not going to hug you for months if you said so!

The On-Way Blame Game

Doctors using this line will have to give up their practice!

Everything Is Fair In Love - But Not This Dialogue!

Watch your words before making any tall, dark and ugly claims in love!

Don't Say It If You Can't Prove It

Even if you can prove it, stay away for you own good!