15 Things Indian Romeos Do When They Have A Crush On Someone

1. Destroy the repeat button on Atif Aslam songs.

2. Watch Kuch Kuch Hota Hai multiple times as though the key to their love life is in there somewhere.

3. Like every goddamn thing their crush puts up on Facebook. Even her Candy Crush scores.

4. Tell your crush that she resembles some really good-looking Bollywood star although the truth is far from it.

5. Always always keep an eye on the crush's FB/Whatsapp chat status so that the moment she comes online they can say Hey! I just got online. You?'

6. Invite the crush to their's brother's shaadi or their cousin's shaadi or their friend's brother's shaadi or their friend's brother's cousin's shaadi.

7. Even if they are having a tiny samosa they will still split it with their crush.

8. Engrave/write their initials and their crush's initials/love message on trees and benches or any other place they can find.

9. Purposely hang around the Metro Station/local train their crush takes to board the same train so they can spend some quality time together jammed in between 1000 people.

10. Pray to every God that exists in the Indian Culture before sending a friend request to their crush.

11. Say obnoxious obvious things to their crush just to start a conversation like Oh, you have an iPhone? Ok...'

12. Try a hundred different love calculators' till they get at least a 95% compatibility with their crush.

13. Share their childhood photos with their crush hoping that if she finds that cute, she will find the current version cuter.

14. SMS their crush every possible joke that they have on their phone just to get a LOL' from the crush.

15. Write original rhyming love songs on pieces of paper that can give Gulzar a run for his money.

1. Destroy the repeat button on Atif Aslam songs.

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2. Watch Kuch Kuch Hota Hai multiple times as though the key to their love life is in there somewhere.

15. Write original rhyming love songs on pieces of paper that can give Gulzar a run for his money.