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Aaj Honevala hai ek bada khulasa.. Ji haan sahi Suna aapne Hum Khas aapke liye leke aaye hai ye Exlusive report..
Gaur se Dekhiye iss tasvir ko. Ye tasvir sari dastaan byan kar jati hai.
Kya najar aa raha hai aapko iss tasvir me? Kya lagta hai aapko chikh chikh kar kya kehna chahti hai ye tasveer?
[What this photograph is showing?What this photo wants to say?]
Ji haan dosto,Aapne bilkul sahi socha, Ye tasvir Puch rahi hai ki kaha!! Kaha se aaya ye bathroom jo piche dikh raha hai? š¤£(you guttery minded people...what did you think?š) Rato raat ye bathroom kaha se aa gya? ye vahi jagah hai jaha kal tak Deewar hua karti thi. Vahi deewar jo barso tak Ranawat haveli ki shaan hua karti thi.
[yes,friends,you are absolutely right,this pic is asking Where!! from where this bathroom came over night??š¤£(you guttery minded..what did you think?š) This is the same place where there was wall since yesterday.]
Rato raat kaise aaya yaha bathroom? Kya yaha par koi bhoot ka saya hai? kya koi chudail haveli par mandrati hai ya koi kala jadu hai? kya lagta hai aapko?
[how this bathroom came here over night. is there any ghost? or is there any witch in haveli? or it is black magic? what do you think?]
HUmne iski puri taftish(investigation) ki, janne k liye padhte rahe ye report.
kya hai Bathroom ka raaz? ye sawal sabke man me uthta hoga,kon hai iss bathroom k raaz k piche? aayiye unhi se puchte hai jinka ye kamra hai.
[What is the secret of bathroom? this question arises in everyone's heart. Who is culprit behind ths bathroom secret? Lets ask to whom the room belongs to]
We knocked on the door and major opened the door.
Reporter - Major hum ek bade masle par aapse baat karna chahte hai. humare darshak jaana chahte hai ki ye bathroom rato raat yaha kaise aaya? Aur kya isme flush nahi hai? kyuki kal raat aapdono k bathroom me jane k baad bhi flush ki aawaj nahi ayi thi.
[we want to talk to you on very important matter.Our viewers want to know how this bathroom came here overnight? and does it have flush?coz we dint here any sound of flush yesterday.]
Rudra - jaise rato raat Shrimati ji aa gyi to bathroom kya badi baat thi. nahi Raato raat bathroom aa sakta hai lekin plumber nahi aa sakta. [When the Wife can come overnightly so bathroom is not a big deal. and no we dont have flush yet coz bathroom can come overnightly but plumber cant.]
Reporter - ab tak aapko is kami ka ehsas nahi hua tha? [din't you realise its importance till now?]
Rudra - Kiski biwi ki kami? ya Bathroom ki? baat je hai ki biwi ki kami ka ehsas hua to shrimatiji le aaye aur unke aane se laga ki yaha bathroom ki jarurat bhi padegi to vo bhi le aaye...
[ I realised that wife is missing so i brought shrimatiji and beacause of her precence i thought bathroom is needed so brought bathroom too]
To dekha aapne Biwi ka aana karan hai iss bathroom k aane ka,Iska aap kya matlab nikalege? is bare me hume major saab ne koi safai nahi di hai to Forum is a free platform. Dimag aapka hai usme gutter bhra hai ya vegitables sab aap pe depend karta hai
{Btw after reading post i need ur contribution too in this thread}
Lets move further,Still we dont know how this bathroom came there? We tried to find dilsher Ranawat but he has been on pilgrimage. Why?Suddenly what happened to dilsher?why he went to pilgrimage? is there any secret behind this too? lets ask somebody.
"Vahi gye hoge chote dhuan kumari aur angar kumar ki dua mangne. Shadi ki dua to maang hi li thi ab ye dua bhi bhgwan sun hi lege. Bhgwan inki prathna sunne k liye khali jo bethe rehte hai." Said by the mausam vibhag who was the culprit in our last report.
we contacted to saurabh tiwari also. He said the samething about low budget.
"We had this bathroom in blue print from beginning but we dint had budget.see previously we had tejawat and his goons plus the rent of luxury car, Now when we are free from that haveli and car rent we are ready to make bathroom. We will fit flush ,tap etc also but its not possible rightnow. Rightnow the alchohal and milk rates are disturbing our budget. This milk rates i tell you. it is costlier than desi daru. SO from now on we will have no milk scene and only desi daru. so we will simply manage the plumbering expence." This is what he said.
To dekha aapne, sivay mohini aur rudra k Ghar me koi humse baat karne ko taiyar nahi hai.
Ab hum Karne ja rahe hai bada khulasa. aaj hoga Bathroom k raaz ka pardafash.
Ander k sutro(insider informer) se hume khbar mili hai ki ye kaam Aur koi nahi Major Rudra prtapn Ranawat hi hai. Unki ye bathroom ki khidki sidhe BSD office k bahar khulti hai. Aur jasie ki aap sab jante hai BSD k prati unke jhukav ko, ye to bas bohot mamuli baat hai. Jaise unhe BSD ki yaad ayegi vo khidki se kud kar bhag jaya karege. Aur biwi ko dekhne khidki se kudh kar ander bhi aa jaya karege.
When we contacted sanaya and ashish about asking this.
"haan! Ye sahi hai, Mene hi ST ko ye idea diya tha ki bathroom me se BSD office tak secret coridor bana do,bichara ashish jeep chala chala k thak jata tha to mene socha uski thodi madad kar du." She said.
"jhoothi hai ye,Apne fayde k liye kiya isne, iske face pe ret lag jati hai na isliyeš¤£" ashish said.
"kamine,bhlai ka to koi jamana hi nahi rahaš" sanya said and laughed out louder.
To Dekha aapne, iss bathroom k piche sanaya irani ka hath hai. ji haan yahi hai vo aurat jisne ratoraat Kamre me bathroom banva diya. shakal pe mat jaiye doston akkal dekhiye. Vo kehte hai na ki buddhi badi ya bhains.
Kya lagta hai aapko kya hoga iss bathroom k aane ka anjaam? jaane k liye keep stalking in my accountš¤£
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Insider infromer, Son of weather department.š
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