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-It seems I have got this location thing all wrong...RR is not located in Rajasthan, but in Cherrapunji. Just look at the garajtey huey baadal, kadakti hui bijli, roz ka toofan, the lashing rains, and you will know that we are anywhere but in the middle of the desert...or may be its global warming?😲?
-And if we are talking about weather, is Chicago a possibility, coz it is supposed to be the windy city, would deffo explain the constantly udding curtains everywhere??❓
-And can we clear a couple more doubts like, if the first wedding was the false wedding, the next one was the pretend wedding, than which one is this...the talli wedding??
-And if Rudra is so intoxicated, can we expect that he will be able to perform..err...I meant the herculean concentration and perfection to a millimeter in filling Paro's maang in all this confusion. How difficult will it be to first locate and then focus on the parting and then to fill it up with the sindoor, making sure you don't drop the pinch, and then to fill it up...sounds like rocket science in his inebriated state...😃
-But then may b practice makes perfect coz isn't this the third time we are having maang bharo sajna in a month, in this show...wow..is that a new record or something...the first of course was the khoon bhari taang...ooops...maang, the next galti se mistake ho gaya waali maang...and now this one...main sharaabi tu anadi waaali maang...
-Also I am wondering what will Hottie Sa do in the morning when he will realize that his nayi naveli dulhan broke his mirror, how the hell will he control his silken tresses...😳...by running his long lean fingers through them, how the hell will he check himself out...dress himself...err...what was I saying...????🤪
-love the path breaking rasam cvs showed us yesterday. For centuries we have been gifting clothes to friends and family in a wedding. Rudra yesterday snatched all the family's clothes drying on the clothesline with so much of elan and panache...sab ke kapde utar gaye is shaadi mein..keep it up cvs!!⭐️
-just one worry though..was there enough ghee in the katora to last for seven...oops..eight pheras?? Paro Bai Sa makes more lep to put on his cheek ..than the ghee that was in there...don't want the fire to run out of steam in second phera...continuity ka sawaal hai!!
-But my honed to perfection indain telly shows experience gives me comfort...guaranteed there will be a fourth wedding...😛..haina bolo bolo...cvs ko shaadi se, tarah tarah ki shaadi se, pyaar hai..pyaar hai...
-So, if we are deffo having a fourth one, can we please please have Rudra break his Nana's bed that he gifted in legacy to KCM for his fourth..err..third...err..two and a half ...whatever shaadi?? U see every time Rudra ties..or even tries to tie the knot..KCM pays the price..pehla try...lakhon ka chuna...doosra try...Khursi ka khona...teesra try...Palang toodna...perfect na??😉
-And anyways as Rudra Banna himself confessed that he is judding a bit with his Kaku Sa obviously he will be breaking up Daanu and Mohu's nuptial bed, bichaare Kaku Sa ko azaad jo karvana tha...iss mausam vibhaag ke purane outdated calendar se!!
-And as ishmart as we are ...we won't ask u any more questions coz we know that Paro is following a pattern here...first wedding red...second wedding gold...third wedding red...fourth wedding...??? I know I know..hum kitne buddhishaali hai...😆!!
-The most important Q ever...as the guy is highly intoxicated and all of us are supposed to act like prized idiots when drunk, can we expect Rudy Boy to misbehave...please...just a tiny bit ?? woh kya hain na...we beggars who cant be choosers will make do with just the c...of consumashuns!!
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