From Rakhi Sawant to Gul Panag, joining Indian politics seems to be every celebrity's latest pastime. As the nation breaks into frenzy in choosing their government this year, we bring to you a list of celebrities and the political parties they should join.
Poonam Pandey - Nationalist Congress Party
Given the fact that Sharad Pawar has allegedly had a huge stake in the sugar industry in Maharashtra, we think it's time he partners up with Poonam Pandey - for the man has only sugar, no spice!
Sunny Deol - Congress
Congress can't find a man more perfect to suit its representative symbol. With his 'dhai kilo ka haath', Sunny Deol was born to be a member of Congress.
Yo Yo Honey Singh - All India Anna Dravida Munnetra Kazhgham (AIADMK)
We think if Yo Yo Honey Singh joins this party, he might just get the chance to do the lungi dance in real life.
Alok Nath - BJP
When every Tom, Dick and Harry is joining politics, how can this 'babuji of the nation' be left behind? With all the sanskaars, it's quite obvious he'd be campaigning with Modi for BJP.
Virat Kohli - Trinamool Congress (TMC)
Come on, the party name has Kohli's two favourite letters in it-M and C! Who else do you think could be a better fit?
Uday Chopra - Rashtriya Janta Dal (RJD)
With his buffoonery, incompetence and of course, bad looks, Uday Chopra can really make Lalu Prasad Yadav look good.
Salman Khan - Aam Aadmi Party
In reference to the recent slapping incident, we think it is time Arvind Kejriwal carries along with him a bodyguard. And Salman Khan it is.
Sonakshi Sinha - Bahujan Samaj Party
They had her as a representative symbol even before she got famous. Sonakshi joining BSP is just perfect.
Dolly Bindra - Rashtriya Aam Party (RAP)
When Dolly Bindra speaks (read shouts), even corpses come back to life. What else could Rakhi Sawant ask for!
Armaan Kohli - SAANP
The ichhadhaari naag that he is, Armaan Kohli should come up with his own party called SAANP. He is difficult to lead anyway! The full form of his party could be anything from Side Actors Association Party to Simply Amazing Adult's Nightmare Party, for all we care! He's just going to get one vote anyway - Tanisha's.
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