Recruiters & HR of BSD...Please Stand UP!

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Maro Question se - Who is doing the recruiting for BSD jawans????
What is the criteria of applying? And how is the HR monitoring performances of the jawans?

If there was a serious recruitment process or working HR? Instances that make me doubt
the same:

  1. Constable Kakko sa is using office resources to play miss call games with his ex- babhi sa instead of working. And through 15 years no one seems to have noticed this? Have they been paying the phone bills?

  2. Aman sa - Saab ke bhaisa- doesn't know the basic different between toy gun and real guns!!! phewww.
    To top this, when he goes to search for proof against Tejawat to the royal haveli, his first instinct is to look under the showpiece.
    Had the recruiter administered an interest inventory on him, they would have found that his real calling was selling rakhis and ladies shawls.

  3. BSD Chief is shown the potential witness who has been rescued not once but twice and also sees the weapons seized in the encounter. Yet he holds an inquiry to find out if Rudra and his men were practicing for the audition for "Goliyoon ki Raas Leela" Part 2.

  4. Rudra bana knows his guns but allows his anger to fumigate the path to the truth. His witness was almost killed during the special encounter and she swears by the crook Thakur's honestly.. yet he believes it to be a conspiracy and her to be bewakoof ninja rather than a case of brain washing.
    His dad almost died in a fire accident and his prime suspect returns as home nurse and he is convinced she is rightfully the accused and makes no attempts to investigate any further.
    Laila attempts to kill Paro, the only witness in the home grown protective custody program.. but his brain doesn't for a moment doubt that she could be a hired assassin.
    And now... Paro is doing yoga in the rain and he believes that she took her own pic while still in the pose and went hopping to some local journalist and gave the breaking news.


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Sultan_Of_Swing thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Most importantly what do they feed their personnel in the canteen. Do they not force them to exercise. Just look at kaka.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Can I also point out, to catch (arrest, whatevs) Tejawat, only two guys decide to show up. While investigating, one sits on the bed sifting through photographs, instead of seizing them. The other digs cupboards. šŸ‘
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Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

Most importantly what do they feed their personnel in the canteen. Do they not force them to exercise. Just look at kaka.



Kakko sa needs to be issued a VRS!!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ha ha seriously! And no one is bothered to hunt for tejawat or his men!
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Originally posted by: Exprimere

Can I also point out, to catch (arrest, whatevs) Tejawat, only two guys decide to show up. While investigating, one sits on the bed sifting through photographs, instead of seizing them. The other digs cupboards.



True... they watched Batman and Robin and took the movie too seriously!
Their investigation had the hidden agenda of seizing Thakurian sa's designer sarees!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: jules



Kakko sa needs to be issued a VRS!!!



and may I also add VLC šŸ˜†

(I know that was mean sowwie)
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti



and may I also add VLC šŸ˜†

(I know that was mean sowwie)


šŸ˜† Who will Sponsor??? Masala Mohini or Ex- exiled Bhabi sa?
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Sorry, this is completely off topic, but your title just reminded me of The Real Slim Shady 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: jules


šŸ˜† Who will Sponsor??? Masala Mohini or Ex- exiled Bhabi sa?


Why, Rudra will! The guy's got money.

Otherwise, there's always Lux Cozi.
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