PhatPhatiya Post - Clinging Koala & Catch of the year

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

CVs sit around the table, tinkering with many novel ways of making Rudra and Paro bump into each other

CV1 writes furiously and gushes : One in the storeroom?

CV: Aye!

CV2: One for the courtyard

Everyone nods in agreement.

CV3: How about one for the loose doris of backless blouse?

Everyone thumps the table in agreement

CV4: oo, oo, oo, I got one. How about Rudra's pant zipper gets stuck on Paro's ghaghra

CV4 gets dirty looks from other CVs

CV1: I am thinking of Klinging Koala

CV2: Elaborate, please

CV1: Koala is a delicate endangered species of animal that loves to cling.

CVs: Aye! thats a good one.

CV3: look what i found? This is what Paro will do to win Rudra, its her tapasya

CVs collectively: yes, yes, yes

CV4: oo, oo, oo, I got another one. How about Rudra's pants slip and Paro lifts it up and ties the belt

CV4 gets dirty looks from other CVs

CV2: I am the king of hidden meanings. So I suggest this. Paro squeezes out paste for him on his toothbrush and Rudra brushes his teeth in the morning. *looks into far distance with a somber look*

CVs: Wah, wah boss! this is mother of all hidden meanings. Lets add it.

CV3: How about Paro brings chai to Rudra and he grabs her wrist.

CV1: we've done variations on that theme many times

CV4: oo, oo, oo, I got another one. How about Rudra phatphatiya keys are in the back pocket of his pants, and Paro has to get her hands inside his pocket and get it for him?

CV3: Why cant he get it himself?

CV4: He burnt his hand

CV1: didn't we do that to paro, already? Rejected.

CV4 looks disappointed.

CV1: How about Rudra walks in a narrow passageway and Paro has to RangRubRasiya to pass him and, and, and *hardly able to hide his glee*, they rub against each other!!

CV3: Brilliant!

CV4: oo, oo, oo, I got another one. How about Rudra's pants catch fire and Paro has to throw water on him then put burnol?

CVs: Get over Rudra's pants already!

And so go the nationally critical issues of daily soaps, resolved resourcefully by a group of creative thinkers.

How can a herione tie her mere blouse dori when her hands are elbow deep in Atta?

How can the heroine wash her hands when the catch of century is an armlength away?

How can the man resist tying dori and call the woman besharm less than 10 mins later, who is besharm here?

These are very important issues of national interest that must be answered before voters can vote.

Most importantly, Arnab Goswami wants to know the answers!

Edited by serialjunkie - 11 years ago

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Exprimere

@Exprimere

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Posted: 11 years ago

Oh dear SJ, when will they employ you??? 😆

If we're calling dibs... I'm CV4.

Let me add to your Dharam Sankat situations:

1. Paro could have washed her hands. But she's probably in the habit of Rudra washing them for her. For a real long time, I wondered why wasn't Paro turning BACK, so that her sexyback would be covered. Why you know why? Because Rudra didn't wanna see her face (a ghee dabba fell on my head and THEN I realised it). So she figured, my oh-so-revealing choli works.

If you were in that situation, wouldn't you prefer tying the dori with atta hands, and waiting for Rudra to dust off the atta? I would.

2. WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT? Wardrobe malfunction, or not showing your face? Not showing your face? Wokay. Paro and I think differently.

3. If Rudra had to leave anyway, without getting anything from the kitchen, why didn't he leave before?

4. After choodi, chai, and mehndi consummashuns, Paro is besharam? Riight.

5. He hates her. He finds her beautiful mask ugly. She's characterless for him. He has given his maafi. And still she doesn't leave. She could have run away after those non-so-serious allegations. That way she'd still be IN the house, right? Also, wasn't that an amaaazing time to show the duplicate wedding outfits, and ghee? No? We need more MU? Achcha theek hai.

6. Why is one foot tapasya RangRabbaVeRasiya? How? What are the possibilities here? Mr ShoutSwami claims, the IF fandom wants to know. Will she fall and Rudra will apparate to catch her in time?

7. I don't care. Koi farq nahi padta mujhe logic se, sense se, dimaag se. The face of the dori consummashun was khoobsurat I like khoobsurat things. Me happy.

However unintended the Choli-rasiya may be, Rudra was definitely interested in Choli ke peeche kya hai. I'm no masoom, nor will I put a Parda on my besharmi.

Edit: Paro will look like a little-less-skin-crawling spider like that. That picture. The ghagra will also be a mess. Rudra will get more ideas (which isn't a bad thing), and then he'll call her "besharam" (which is a bad thing).

Edited by Exprimere - 11 years ago

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Guinea

@Guinea

Inactive

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Posted: 11 years ago

Easily one of the best posts of yours SJ baisa ...aap pucca Cv4 ho 😆😆

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Newbiesoapfan

@Newbiesoapfan

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

I am still FM 5 ... asking but when is consumashuns?

FM1 to 4 -- shut up 😉

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Nisha

@NishaAP

Voyager

Posted: 11 years ago

CVs has only one answer. TRPs but they do not know how to get it.

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Newbiesoapfan
I am still FM 5 ... asking but when is consumashuns?
FM1 to 4 -- shut up 😉

ha ha ha

you remember those goofy state of the forums!!!!

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CheshireBilli

@CheshireBilli

Dazzler

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Posted: 11 years ago

Gah. Major Saab, while I know you greatly admire one Oceanji, must you pick up ALL his dubious qualities?

I cannot BELIEVE he had the audacity to call Paro 'besharam.' He-- who went around sleeping with Laila and wouldn't acknowledge a relationship, he-- who used his physical strength to sexually intimidate and terrorize Paro actually called PARO besharam for bumping into him a few times.

Can you hear the UNIVERSE facepalm? Janta maaf nahi karegi. (I hope.)

Paro is completely delusional, of course, but I am not.

Rudra is everything I dislike in a man, only he's hiding it under such a glorious head of hair and such bronzed muscles that I get distracted.

Just HOW did this even become a 'Paro must apologize' game? Drat Major Saab, and drat the society that conditioned him to be thus, and most of all, drat me for watching.

Edited by Semanti - 11 years ago