There seems to be no end to Rakhi Sawant's attention seeking antics. Now that shedding her clothes onscreen didn't help, she has taken the political route to unleash her theatrics on us.
Wipe off the make up, put on some clothes, make a serious face (that could be too much effort considering all the botox) and you're all set to contest for Lok Sabha elections from Mumbai North-West constituency. Isn't that perfect? Here's why we think Rakhi could make the best Indian politician ever!
1. Here's one leader who might just do what the janta tells her to. "I don't know how to play politics. People want me to fight the election and hence I am here" she said in a recent interview. Isn't her honest aimlessness in life endearing?
2. The mark of a good politician is his ability to speak nonsense with utmost conviction. And man, this woman rules the world of gibberish. Move over Rahul Gandhi, here comes Rakhi Sawant!
3. Rakhi can really beat the you-know-what out of the opposition party with her stamina to speak endlessly. Never mind the fact that she wouldn't really make any sense.
4. Imagine Rakhi's face-off with Arnab Goswami! She would probably the only politician who can actually make him shut up. And who knows, the nation might just get the answer!
5. Experience always helps, and Rakhi has a lot of bizarre television shows like Rakhi Ka Insaaf' and Ghazab Desh Ki Ajab Kahaniyan' to her credit.
6. Rakhi will be a vigorous supporter of the RTI Act. Given her stupidity, she will herself need it the most.
7. The janta would really be interested in knowing what voting symbol Rakhi comes up with. Whatever it is, we're sure every man would to love to press' it to cast his vote.
8. There's no stopping Rakhi now, we tell you. The woman has her own God. Ever heard of Jejus?
9. We're kind of bored of Rahul Gandhi memes. We need someone else to be the butt of all jokes now. And Rakhi, it seems to be! Read what she had to say about being a virgin: "Yes I had a boyfriend, but the rules were different. Mujhe sex karne ka waqt hi nahi mila. See my record " I have done comedy, tragedy and reality shows. And now also I have so much to do, main soun ya kaam karun? I am waiting for the right person in my life. People wonder how can I be a virgin, considering I am a film personality. But I believe that if I work hard enough, nobody will ask for sex." She is entertainment all the way!
10. With her cleavage on display all the time, there is no reason why the aam janta' will not take interest in the Indian politics.
And even if nothing else works, she'd be one hell of an entertainer on stage!
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