Of lashings, thrashings....and bashings.....and then some washing!

Originally posted by: LizBennett

Being away from the serail has been good...very good...I actually keep up by reading updates...and frankly they are a lot more fun that the nappysodes themselves...and then occ...sneak a peek...like 2 day...and promptly returned to readin updates...coz that made more sense than the glop I saw...

So kudos divyam, ela, maddyO...who keep up the optimism...History_geek or the Akbaropedia...as I call him..Kamal and everyone else...brownprincess, my buddee, Cleo...and of course..my K2M2BH-2 -Kshiti...for her funny takes that cause me regular injuries by making me fall of the couch laughing...the floor is dented too btw...and that Cliffhanger..phile..LASHY...who forever loves to dangle bait...grrr...

And all the wonderful writers...who could give the scribbies a decent run for their sinking rupee...with the wonderful stories...

For any I have missed...Mea Culpa...there are too many to name...

Escapism never had it so good!

So, another shitfest is on its way...and it is gonna be a good long bit of emo diarrhoea peeps...

And our dearest Loonytunes, clueless-as-a-whistle,thick skulled,antithetical from the original

( one sincerely hopes!) DumFus Imperio VitalStatistix...(who currently ain't vital...or got any stats on anythin)... is doing his best BigMoose impersonation...

..( VitalStats n BigM...what a juxtapo...)...goin around with the best D'Uh expression that I have seen in a while...

Dude...Are U the freakin Emperor of the land or WOT...Seriously...U have...and I know it's sketchy, tetchy, and couldn't spot an avalanche until they were directly under it...an Effin SPY network...supposedly...and a whole lotta other gobbledygook nonsense that a Rex should have...and all u do is go moonin n swoonin...really...REALLY...if you wanted that info...

.Dingbat...GO GET IT..what's stopping ya? FireBrand...

God help us! If this was what he was like in real life...then all I can say is thank ye gods for the modern world...coz ur nation was populated by some grand eejuts then...( hmmm...nuthin much has changed on our political landscape on that front at least...)

Aaah, for consistency...in stupidity...

So, you are hurt , coz she lied...AFTER you pretty much shut the door of communication by tellin her that nuttin she has to say 'bout her...now sexiest crossdresser on TV sibling...would ever change ur inflexible, hard as rock mind...nah...correxn...SOME rocks DO have some pores..

did ya...did ya..EVER stop to think that this intelligent, vibrant and to date sincere lass , who has rescued ur sorry arse on multiple occasions..and nearly gave up her life fer ya...and bestowed the love of yer peeps on ya..( at least in this fictional land we fondly call Eejutville...) would have a better idea bout the bro than all your conjectures put together...in the days when wars had rules...and sigh! There were those days...He..the sibling ie...was her teacher...and SHE knew him best...even more than her power grasping Dad, and also...an Imperio would not dismiss the opinion of anyone...err...an Intelligent Imperio ie...but Rex Bull..of course..is a smart man...and so are they all...aren't they...Nefarius Purpus BIL, CallusnWitless milk bro...

So, to the women falls the burden of angst n entertainment, and intelligence...and there stands tall M. CruellaDeVille BigmommaMachiavelli...and boy does she ever stir up the hornet's nest...She who has her pulse on every insecurity there is in that termite infested palace of yours...plays the game like no other...the rest just puppet along...brainless, mindless automatons...

For those who state that Firebrand should have trusted her spouse...errr...WHY?? Lovefest n moonylooks aside...W.H.Y?...just coz he is her spouse...theirs ain't a marriage yet...and I ain't talking bout the makin whoopee part either...

She knows well and true that those closest to him are pit vipers of the worst sort, n her nitwit spouse trusts them implicitly...so any attempt at suggestin that one of them was a poss. suspect would cause her to be back to square on the the suspicion board...honestly...honestly now...And since she is smart, and is cognizant of the fact that their rapprochement is in its infancy...she is pretty much damned both ways isn't she?

And so she heads onward, propelled out by her LostInSpace spouse...under the game direction of the smartest femme on Tellyland ...to live amongst the beasts ...either in her homeland or in the jungle...'till suddenly ...there is an "AHA" moment, the rays of wisdom from one exhausted sun finally penetrate his cranial weakspot...again...one hopes...and there arises one single thought...(multiple ones require multitaskin...and that's asking a lot here..) and then comes the Eureka...hopefully with clothes on...or not...u guys choose...and forgiveness, forgetness,

togetherness, mushiness, any other ness ...

Till the nest Shitfest happens...

And so the earth rotates on its axis, the moon goes around the Earth, and the Earth goes around the Sun...

Consistency, and predictability can be sooo good...

LizB

Next to His Hottiness Darcy

Pemberley

Good u stayed away...Am still fretting and fuming that I rescheduled my schedule early morning to catch this episode!

Originally posted by: Cleo12345

Thanks agin, you did manage to bring a smile...a big one😃

Exactly imperio, if you want the info...go get it...

Agra bureau of investigations ...a joke. The handsome bro is playing a much needed Mata hari. Someone should tell him/? her ...dont use the L word...I meant letter...it is trouble.

Escapism.. So true..both are guilty of that...

The sexiest cross dresser on tv...ok, I better watch the epi...though they always get rid of Rajvanshi hunks in no time...killed Suryabhan, Bhagwaan Daas is busy playing agnidev in Mahabharata and The handsome Bhaisa is now a Behensa...

Jodha's POV...very well explained...👏

Originally posted by: prejudiced

Good u stayed away...Am still fretting and fuming that I rescheduled my schedule early morning to catch this episode!

I don't know how to express my disappointment but at this point,all the sympathy I had for Jalaal is now slowly turning into irritation!

Echo..Echo...where is the shrewd as hell guy we all liked to watch...

Why cannot he get this out of his system. Why let this build up when it is evidently eating him up. Speak up damn it! You are a king, You either get past it or resolve it!

new feelings,notwithstanding...his brain did not go into infancy mode either...and u r right, he IS Imperio...and sadly ain't actin like 1...

So we are now back to insulting Jodha like during Ben Saga?

I expected better from Jalaal. And saying he wants to spend the night with Ruqqu while Jodha was in a hearing distance inorder to spite her was ridiculous.

And this is the part I like least...this feels almost Sisiphyian...keep pushing the boulder up, only to slide it down again...Sad that...

And Jodha- Why did she seem so blank. She cannot put fingers on whats causing the issue when she is perceptive enough to understand something is bothering him? Why is she being a dunce now? How long more before she figures out the reason behind his behavior?

The fact that the onus of proof is always on a woman..is something that bothers me no end...I am a Jodha..phile ...yes...I freely admit, but her depiction here leaves a lot to be desired...She is not someone who cannot put 2 and 2 together...and she is 1 who WILL confront an issue head on...

Am disappointed with both, am disappointed with the stretch, the drama I actually liked last week is now becoming old and stale... in a nutshell, I did not like anything today.

MA- The only person with senses but used for everything wrong. Am just tired of these repetitive drama- Just 2months ago we saw something similar during Ben's saga. Nothing new, same formula Perplexed Jodha, insulting Jalaal, shrewd MA.

Madam is the driver of this derailing train...and the most astute one...the serail will be poorer for her absence, once her track is done...

So much for watching the episode and all the build up.

The pre-cap I saw about 20 times yesterday in anticipation has left such a distaste!😭😭😭

BTW dear ur signature is truly causing me heartaches as I am the original.

He!He!..knew that 1 would get 2 ya..

Btw..have PM'ed u on sum thin...lookie...

Originally posted by: Jaz713

It's such a trial to read your posts because I'm always trying to piece together things but once I have, I find them very funny! 😆