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TROUBLE IN KITCHEN
It was early morning and time was 6 . Kiya's phone beeped . The message was from Ranveer . It stated " kiya main yaha bahar khada hun open the door aur moti soo rahi hain na" . Kiya "okay cming and yes panchi is sleeping" .Kiya opened the door . Ranveer came in
Rv: kiya aunty kahan hain .
Kiya: uncle aur aunty kal delhi gaye hain . So humara misson poora karne se pehle thodi taiyaari kar le ..
Rv: okay but moti ka kya .
Kiya: dont worry use aur kd ko kuch bahane se mall bhej dungi . Yeh kd bhi na kitne bahane maare par nahi aaj hi milna hain .
Rv said dramatically: kya karen Kd romeo ko tumhare bina ek pal bhi rehna gavara nahi ..
Kiya : hogaya so chale ..
Yara had decided to surprise Pansh by making them lunch . It was now 9 and till now they had just decided what they will cook and watched almost 38 videos on cooking . Panchi got ready and called kiya . Rv hide in kitchen . Door bell rang and it was kd .
Kd : hii Kiya
Kiya: kd tum na panchi ke sath mall chale jao woh dress maine dekhi thi na aaj aagai hogi so toodles
Kd: kya toodles kiya mujhe ander toh ane do ..
Panchi: exactly kd tum ander aao. Aur pakka tumne net par jo dress dikhai thi aaj a jayegi ..
Kiya: haan panchi so now both of u leave kahi koi aur na le la. So rush guys now now ..
Pansh: okay kiya jaa rahe hain ..
and Pansh went away ..
Kiya went to kitchen ..
Rv : dono gaye
Kiya: yup so kaam pe lage
Than yara started making paneer tikka , rotis, biryani as Pansh likes this very much . Kiya started cutting onions . After 20 mins she managed to cut just 1 onion. Rv tried to make dough but failed miserably ...
Kiya : Ranveer hume na roti khani hai peeni nahi..
Rv: aur kiya hume lunch banana hain parso ka dinner nahi ..
After about 15 minutes of taunting eachother they finally got back to work . They kept rice in cooker but something happened and lid got opened . The rice which were supposed to be in cooker were on ceiling . They had kept tomatoes in mixture to make gravy but didnt kept lid on it and started mixture now whole kitchen including yara were covered with tomato gravy ..
ON THE WAY TO PANCHI'S HOUSE
Kd: panchi yeh kiya ki dress ke chakkar main 2 ghante mall main jogging ki but dress toh mili nahi kiya na pakka sad ho jayegi shit ..
Panchi: relax kd main na kiya ke liye dress online order kar lungi . Chill
now pansh reached panchi's house and were shocked to hear terrible noises from kitchen ..
Kd: panchi yeh awaz toh
Panchi :kitchen se a rahi hain
they looked at eachother and said togeather: kiya kitchen main hain kya ??
They went in kitchen and were shocked to see kitchen and most importantly their beloved's condition ..
pansh burst out laughing . Yara looked at them and pouted and said : sorry woh hum log tum dono keliye cook karne ki koshish kar rahe the ..and see what happened .
Kd: kiya u know I love tomato gravy ..
kiya looked at kd and hit his shoulder and said : badtameez ..
panchi: guys tum dono nah lo phir hum lunch ke liye bahar chalte hain..
when they went away
Panchi : kaka aap yeh thoda saaf kar dejie na plzz
Kd: umm woh panchi kya main aur kiya yaha lunch kar sakte hain plzz.
panchi: oho kd yaa sure ..
kiya and rv came out
panchi: nonu chalo hum date par chalte hain
and rahi went to panchi's fav restaurant . They ordered pasta and shared mocktail from single glass looking in eachothers eyes ... Panchi gave a peck on rv's cheek
here at panchi's house kisha are in the kitchen . Kd is teaching kiya how to cook . Kiya is making dough and kd hugged her from behind and started caresaing her hand . His chin resting on her shoulder . He kissed her ear and whispered : I luv u ..
Kisha made aloo parathas and enjoyed lunch together ...
so here is another random os aise hi likh diya. After today's bad news I thought to write something funny so wrote these . So plzz tell hows it ??
Cricket
