PhatPhatiya Post - MahaShove Foolery

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Where should I begin?
So much happened today. Push, pull, shove, tomfoolery!

KakiCumMasi (KcM) does a logistical hera pheri to make sure everyone vacates the house except Dilsher. How neatly it all fell into place. Amazing lady.

Sunehri runs helter skelter more worried about chipping her manicure than the burning haveli. Dilsher, next christmas I gift you a chain to hang your inhaler like a bib. Every time there is smoke, you kick that darn thing under the table.

Thakur drugged Thakurain with a drug that thankfully acted faster than the stupid acid powder Laila bought from a discount store. Then he lifts her and carries her to their bed. I get all excited as to what his christian grey plans are. But he simply lays the sleeping beauty on his bed and confesses his eternal love for her, but wants to continue the vansh ki parampara and family-name. How exactly would you do that Thakur? you don't have a kid, and from the looks of it, Thakurainsa is past her child bearing years, unless there is a little half brother chota-Rudra studying somewhere far in a boarding school.

I love Tejawat and how sesky his conversations with Mala are. I can't bring myself to hate that man, I am sorry, I simply can't. Those dimples and that sardonic eyebrow lift - shiva shiva, enikyu premamayi. I loved him even more when he asks KcM to stuff smelly socks into her mouth and stop talking so he can do what he needs to do!! And Mala looked quite pretty today, in an endearingly charming cougar way. I totally totally dig that.

Paro still believes a very busy Bholenath will rescue her. Its Mahashivrathri, perhaps one of the busiest days on Bholenath's calendar, Paro, ya think he will abandon the prayers of families suffering from real problems? for what? for marrying a handsome virile hunk? I don't think so.

Paro baisa defected faster than Kejriwal resigned. She is back with Tejawat, but doesn't that prove exactly what Moonchiya was trying to prove - a connection between Thakur and Paro? So can't he now arrest the two? Or have we lost the plot on that?

As if Moonchiya didn't hate Paro enough, we have more hate heaped on her, when he finds out she started the fire. Next time listen to your brain Rudy boy, not to your nether regions.

Tomorrow's headline
Dhuan Kumari aka Paro NoLastName, the local arsonist, strikes again!

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CravingKhana thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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So M haf da deep and meaningfull kostin despite my inability to spell anything or put a typo less sentence together ...
how can Paro Defect when she was never on Rudra's side...so I know why Rudy thought otherwise 😉...but why is the intelligentia on the forum think that too yaa?

So i really ...no really no seriously really felt for the Forlorn look on rudys face ...I lost my mommy my uniform and now my favorite little mela toy...I am all alone in the big bad world ...


So first things first tho ...todays epi was full *sigh* moments ...
Rudy in his suit ...looked yummy
Dil to Paro was warming my womb oops sorry not the right organ but was warming something in the region...
Tej and Mala (oh come here big boy...)
and Mala gave sleeping beauty a run for her money...

then comes the Mela ...I dunno about you but that big statue of Bolenath gave me the big time goose bumps ..actually i got goosebumps on my goose bumps

Edited by -VishaD- - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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no we didn't loss plot coz muchiya does'nt have any proof against tejavat thakur...plus paro running with thakur... That also usless...becoz paro baisa blamed rudra that he is not her protector... Tejavat is allmighty for her.. Nonsense girl... I would like to see paro getting to see thakur's real face... So that she could realise what rudra was saying her till date 🤓
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Loved loved loved your post!! Gave me the much-needed laugh..
yeah..when thakur said vansh ki parampara, I was like huh! What vansh?? And I really wanted sunheri to get out of the way and let those men put out the fire..
thanks a lot fr the post :)
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Can it be renamed as 'Galat-fahmiyon pe Galat-fahmiya'...see it rhymes with Rangrasiya!

Here is the Pandora's box of misunderwears:

1. Rudra thinks Paro is a traitor
2. Paro thinks Rudra is her late husband's murderer
3. Aman thinks he is doing Desh ki seva by doing his bosse's seva
4. Rudra thinks he is doing Desh ki seva by doing Paro's seva
5. Paro thinks Rukmini is some lame blue butterfly, while its an alien planning an attack on Birpur
6. Dilsher thinks his baby brother is Bharat, while he is a Dushasan
7. Laila thinks 8 weeks are equal to 8 years, may she is also from other planet
8. Laila thinks she loves Rudra and Rudra should also love her
9. Kaki thinks she is the smartest of all
10. Sumer thinks (I highly doubt it) that lugais are lugais
11. Kaki thinks she can multi-task flawlessly
12. Samrat thinks he is the Macho man of the house
13. Dilsher and Sunehri think Paro has lit the fire
14. Thakur sa thinks he has everything under his control
15. Paro thinks BSD killed her parents

Phew! the box is full now...have to get a new box for the remaining misunderwears of various colours and sizes...till then you too keep counting...
(all the designer misunderwear- courtesy SJ-PPP designers)
Edited by mimosa658 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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-UNRES-

Okay, So I'd first like to thank my parents, my sister, my stars, my lovely forum members, The whole of RR crew and last but not the least, our very own Bholenath that I succeed in million years to grab the first page for your post SJ. Ah! the first place would come soon too! I'll not let myself wander on the greed in my heart and continue further praising your ever existing sexy PhatPhatiyas!

So, the MahaShove Foolery as you put it was indeed intense and heart sinking to say the least.
About hating Thakur Tejawat, oh, believe me I've been trying to do that for eternity now and fail miserably every time & indulging myself openly gawking his smile and dimples. I simply dote on our Moonchiyaa, though. Haaye, may bolenath bless me with eternal peace
About our very own Kakisa, I so want her to dance 'the lungi dance' for a redemption track for her, agonising in self pity and shame... 😡 [I know, that's quite melodramatic, but she resembles Konkana Sen from Ek thee Daayan 😆]

EDIT- HO MHY GAWD, how can I miss the "MHARE VANSH KI PARAMPARA' wala point, woman I had the sama thought, like ditto- I am so suar in mami ishtyle, that his vansh bhadhane wala junior Moonchiyaa is studying somewhere in abroad! And I so wish he makes his entry soon. That'd be like so cool to watch! ()

Originally posted by: SJ

Tomorrow's headline

Dhuan Kumari aka Paro NoLastName, the local arsonist, strikes again!



Um, it seems like someone died on the forum, for there seems to be a non-ending wailing (of course not in the literal sense), but you my love, yes, you, like always have something witty and tongue in cheek to throw at us, so I have one question to ask- Will you Marry Me Please! 🤗

P.S- Well, my orientation is straight. (FYI FORUMWASIS)! 😳 😃
Edited by fire_whisky - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Thanks for the laugh SJ! Everything looking mighty dark for the lovers from here on.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Nice post SJ! As always👍🏼
Paro's prayers will be answered...she needs to get free of the wrong impressions she is holding...
Hopefully...Bholenath will oblige!
Edited by -Sush- - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I updex on pg 1
this here is really imp for all to know ...
well i think so ...that's why I make this announcement ...yup cos my second post is so easy to overlook...
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: -Sush-

Nice post SJ! As always👍🏼

Paro's prayers will be answered...she needs to get free of the wrong impressions she is holding...
Hopefully...Bholenath will oblige!


I think Bolenaath obliged ...Aman ..He asked the blue oh so good looking one to please rid Rudy of all distractions and get his head into gear...

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