Pia's paint job
Pia, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. The owner happened to be Aparajit Dev.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
Pia said, "How about 50 dollars?" AD agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. AD's wife/Bhabhi, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband/BiL, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
AD replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, Pia came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," Pia answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, Aparajit reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," Pia added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."