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Well, I think everyone is already in holi mood and we do not really require the lighter..!!
So these are nothing but.. important bloopers and repetation of my funny notes in some or the other posts.. with some jokes around..!!
BLOOPER1:
When Kalpi and Akdoo left restaurant , Kalpi says.. Chale hum office... on Thursday.
How did their destination change to homes by the time they came out from restaurant on Friday??
Instead office, they were going home??!! Did I miss something???
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My Favorite Nursery Rhyme...
The wheels on the bus go round and round.
round and round.
round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town!
The people on the bus go up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
The people on the bus go up and down,
all through the town!
The babies on the bus go waa, waa, waa.
waa, waa, waa.
waa, waa, waa.
The babies on the bus go waa, waa, waa,
all through the town!
The parents on the bus go shh, shh, shh.
shh, shh, shh.
shh, shh, shh.
The parents on the bus go shh, shh, shh,
all through the town!
The mummy on the bus says, I love you.
I love you, I love you
The daddy on the bus says, I love you, too.
All through the town.
Raghav in Bus goes Kalpi Kalpi Kalpi..
Raghav in Bus..!!
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Breaking News..
In precap ... Raghav again uses the word... *Uss Raat*.. in a way.. *Uss Raat maine jo kuch bhi kaha tha..*... Has he forgotten, that it was suppose to be *Kal Raat*... and that not even a day has passed ever since he has confessed..
But anyways.. Lol.. poor thing has already done so much to prove Kalpi his love.. as if he felt it has been days since he proposed her...!!😆 Or is it that Uss Raat Has become his favorite term??? to confuse people!!!
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Raghav was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his and Kalpi's childhood picture. Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely, he asked the Kalpi who was in beautiful saree standing in front of him, "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph. " The rest is history. Kalpi was just embarrassed at the statement...
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Prem was lost in Jungle, and couldn't find any hotels.. He thought of taking shelter in some nearby houses. He knocked on first door, and requested owner to provide shelter.. Owner refused saying, "I have a grown up daughter, so I cannot allow you to stay here." Prem feeling bit awkward, went to next house with same request, but owner refused under context of having 3 daughters. Prem was all embarrassed by now, decided to play safe. He knocks 3rd Door, and asks the owner, "Do you have any grown up daugters?" COnfused owner asks for the reason, " I want to stay over for a night."
Owner slapped Prem and kicked him out...
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Judge to Neetu: You stole one Can of Peach, which had 6 peaches, I punish you for 6 Weeks.
Paakhi from Back: Your Honour, just for your information, Neetu Had also stolen Can of Peas.
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Paakhi: Sammy Sir, We need to Change few data entry of 3rd Column 8th Row in New Punjab Project.
Sammy: Paakhi, Give me exact name of project, as written on file.
Paakhi: I don't have the file Sir, but it is of New Punjab Project.
Sammy: In order to make any changes, we need to have name as written on file, so you will have to see the file.
Paakhi: Ok Sir, let me get the file from store room.
Paakhi Rushes to Store room, Gets the file, and returns to Sammy... and says
Paakhi: Sir, Name on Project File reads, New Punjab Project.
Sammy: Ok, great .. thanks Paakhi I will make changes, you can go and place the file correctly, so I can easily find it next time while making changes...
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So these are nothing but.. important bloopers and repetation of my funny notes in some or the other posts.. with some jokes around..!!
BLOOPER1:
When Kalpi and Akdoo left restaurant , Kalpi says.. Chale hum office... on Thursday.
How did their destination change to homes by the time they came out from restaurant on Friday??
Instead office, they were going home??!! Did I miss something???
--
My Favorite Nursery Rhyme...
The wheels on the bus go round and round.
round and round.
round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town!
The people on the bus go up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
The people on the bus go up and down,
all through the town!
The babies on the bus go waa, waa, waa.
waa, waa, waa.
waa, waa, waa.
The babies on the bus go waa, waa, waa,
all through the town!
The parents on the bus go shh, shh, shh.
shh, shh, shh.
shh, shh, shh.
The parents on the bus go shh, shh, shh,
all through the town!
The mummy on the bus says, I love you.
I love you, I love you
The daddy on the bus says, I love you, too.
All through the town.
Raghav in Bus goes Kalpi Kalpi Kalpi..
Raghav in Bus..!!
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Breaking News..
In precap ... Raghav again uses the word... *Uss Raat*.. in a way.. *Uss Raat maine jo kuch bhi kaha tha..*... Has he forgotten, that it was suppose to be *Kal Raat*... and that not even a day has passed ever since he has confessed..
But anyways.. Lol.. poor thing has already done so much to prove Kalpi his love.. as if he felt it has been days since he proposed her...!!😆 Or is it that Uss Raat Has become his favorite term??? to confuse people!!!
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Raghav was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his and Kalpi's childhood picture. Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely, he asked the Kalpi who was in beautiful saree standing in front of him, "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph. " The rest is history. Kalpi was just embarrassed at the statement...
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Prem was lost in Jungle, and couldn't find any hotels.. He thought of taking shelter in some nearby houses. He knocked on first door, and requested owner to provide shelter.. Owner refused saying, "I have a grown up daughter, so I cannot allow you to stay here." Prem feeling bit awkward, went to next house with same request, but owner refused under context of having 3 daughters. Prem was all embarrassed by now, decided to play safe. He knocks 3rd Door, and asks the owner, "Do you have any grown up daugters?" COnfused owner asks for the reason, " I want to stay over for a night."
Owner slapped Prem and kicked him out...
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Judge to Neetu: You stole one Can of Peach, which had 6 peaches, I punish you for 6 Weeks.
Paakhi from Back: Your Honour, just for your information, Neetu Had also stolen Can of Peas.
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Paakhi: Sammy Sir, We need to Change few data entry of 3rd Column 8th Row in New Punjab Project.
Sammy: Paakhi, Give me exact name of project, as written on file.
Paakhi: I don't have the file Sir, but it is of New Punjab Project.
Sammy: In order to make any changes, we need to have name as written on file, so you will have to see the file.
Paakhi: Ok Sir, let me get the file from store room.
Paakhi Rushes to Store room, Gets the file, and returns to Sammy... and says
Paakhi: Sir, Name on Project File reads, New Punjab Project.
Sammy: Ok, great .. thanks Paakhi I will make changes, you can go and place the file correctly, so I can easily find it next time while making changes...
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