Angad: Ab yeh ekta kya kya kurvaey gee.
Angad: Chal bhai angad petney chal.
Angad(sad):Kripa tumhey galey laganey ki itni badi saza.
Angad:Kripa tumhara jhoota gola chosa,tumharey liaey horse bana aur badley mey.......
Angad:Waisey yeh acha nahi ho raha off screen tu sick tha ab on screen bhi jana padey ga.
Angad: Chal bhai jai pandey aaja
Angad: Uth bhai itney mey hi gir gaya....
Angad:Tayar ho na chalo.
Angad:Kitna mota hai aisa kur tu bhag.
Angad:Main ruka hova hu tum bhago.
Angad.Motey merey rukney pur bhi tu itna slow bhaga key main terey khareeb mohunch gaya,zara teez bhaag abhi tu kafi bakhi hain scene.
Jai Pandey.Angad sir theek nazar tu nahin aarah.
Angad. Itna mota hai key chup bhi nahin sakta, yeh kya bandaro ki tarhan khada hai.
Angad:Daikho hatna nahin main jump kur raha hoon.
Angad: Daikho jai pandey Abhi main tumhey punch maronga tum sambhal ley na,waisey motey tujhey kya lagey ga.
Angad:Abhi tu pinch uthaya hi hai tum tu aisey act kur rahey ho key jaisey main ney mar hi diya ho.
Jai Pandey:Sahab zara hulkey sey pakdein haath pohchney hi wala hai.
Angad:Tujhey hulkey sey pakadney key liaey bhi pori jaan hi lagani padey gee.
Angad:Moteyyyyyyyyyyy uth, uthney mey hi sara time ley ley ga kya.
Angad: Chal ab goli chala,main ney thaili pur set kurliya hai.
Jai Pandey:Sir yeh kya!
Angad:Kuch nahi yeh ketchup hai.
Angad: Kripa jitna hasna hai has ley,abhi glyseine ki zaroorat padney wali hai.
Dadi:Yeh style perfect hai na dukhi honey key liaey.
Kartick:Main tu waisey hi dukhi lagta hoon.
Naina:Main tu perfect dukhi ma hoon.
Kripa: Mujhey tu glycerine ka soch kur hi rona aajata hai ab.
Dadi:Naina tum ankhein band hi kurlo tu zyada achi lagti ho,khuli ankhoon sey dukhi kum chodail zyada lagti ho.
Doctor:Aap loog tu perfect lug rahey hain pur yeh bataein key main doctor lug raha hoon na.
Kripa: Hey bhagwan yeh jo Angad fake faint hai usko jaldi sey utha dein.
Prithvi: Kripa tumharee jo fake poja pori honey sey pehley hi angad uth gaya hai.
Dadi: Kripa hum acting bharpoor hai.
Kripa:Waisey Prithvi Iqbal ko ghar drop kurney key liaey tu tumharee ijazat nahin leinee padtee hai pur ekta keh rahi hai tu kya main Angad sey mil loon.
Angad:Kripa mere is halat mey bhi tum banjaran look mey aaiee ho. Daikho yeh ekta ney merey saath kya kiya, off screen sickness sey uth nahin key on screen sick kur diya.
Nurse: Sir aapko padhna aata hai.
Angad:Nahin sirf pics daikh raha tha, tum ko bhi aisa laga na key main padh raha hoon.
Doctor: Waisey Angad ji ekta ki serial mey koi itni jaldi recover nahin hota jitni jaldi aap hogaey.Sick honey mey jitna aap ko time laga recover honey mey sirf five minutes, good recovery.