Three Musketeers..Dheer, Samar and Kunjan......😆😆
Here are some more jokes on D.S.K.....the three Mosquitos.new title for them..all three sucks....😆😆
1)..? Dheer was drawing money from ATM. Kunjan, who was
just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur
password. It?s ****. Dheer:-'' You are wrong. It's 1394....😆 😆
2)..Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Kunjan: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Kunjan : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it...😆 😆
3)..Dheer joins army, given AK 47.
He's puzzled.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhoon ya ultaa?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faayda desh ka hi hoga ..😆😆(sahi bolaa mamoo, saath mein hum logon ka bhi).
4)..Dheer walks into a bar in Jaipur & orders
three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Dheer replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in Jaipur. When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
Dheer becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the sameway. He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Dheer looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive".
"Only thing is ---- I've just quit drinking"!!!!!!😆😆
5)..Samar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Kaveri observes the whole episode.
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Kaveri asks, " Why are you doing this?
Samar replies, " Doctor told to check sugar level regularly".😆😆
I hope you must have enjoyed these jokes, waiting for your suggestions n comments...thanks..keep smiling...set_raj.😊😊
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