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Posted: 18 years ago
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Marriage is a scissor whose two parts that is blades are screwed to each other...which cannot be separated but always moves in opposite direction and by chance if anyone comes between them...to uska bhagwan hi malik hai!!!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 really??? 😉

btw nice one..

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