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Originally posted by: simi1295

im in, since i love to laugh! 😆

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why does prithvi like chipkalis?

cuz he is 1!

ok i have like a really gud joke

There was a red house
and a green house
and a blue house

a woman went 2 the red house and a man answered he was naked wiv jus a towel den suddenly the man's towel fell off The woman saw and ran to the middile of the road and got ran over! 😭 wot is da moral of the story...............


DON'T CROSS WHEN THE RED MAN's FLASHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

Originally posted by: gurjeeta

ok i have like a really gud joke

There was a red house
and a green house
and a blue house

a woman went 2 the red house and a man answered he was naked wiv jus a towel den suddenly the man's towel fell off The woman saw and ran to the middile of the road and got ran over! 😭 wot is da moral of the story...............

DON'T CROSS WHEN THE RED MAN's FLASHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

i didn't get it.............wellllllllllllllllllllhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hahhahhahhahhahhahahh!!!!!!!!!!!! thats FUNNNIII!!!! 😆

i didn't get it.............wellllllllllllllllllllhmmmmmmmmmmmmm &am p;nb sp; frm nav preity


when ur gonna cross a road dere is always a green man and a red man when there is a green man flashin u can cross but when there is a red man flashin you can't!

That man has a red house n evrthing to him is red! his nickname is also red man!
Now dat man's towel fell off so obviously he is flashin !! that woman went onto the road and got ran over and you're not supposed 2 cross when the red man is flashin NOW DO U GET IT??????? 😕

Originally posted by: navpreity

omg check this one out i got it from santa banta😆

Fishing License

Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its excellent fishing when a Fishery officer stopped him. The officer says, "Do you have a fishing license?" Banta replies, "Don't need a license, this is my pet fish." "Pet fish?" the officer asked. Banta answers, "Yes, every night I take my fish down to the lake and let him swim around for a while, then I whistle and he jumps up on shore and I put him in his bucket and we go back home." "That's a bunch of baloney, fish can't do that." Banta looks at the officer and says, "You want me to show you?" Very curious now, the officer says, "O.K. I've got to see this" Banta pours the fish into the lake then stands there waiting. After a few minutes, the officer turns to Banta and says, "Well?" "Well, What?" Banta says. The Officer asks, "Are you going to call your fish back?" "Fish! What fish?" Banta responds.

dont get this one😕but rest of the jokes are hilarious😆

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!


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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"


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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.


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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.


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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.


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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.


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Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll


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Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

A. ME!!!


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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.


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Q. What's brown and sticky?

A. A stick.


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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!


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Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog.


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Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!


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Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A. It let out a little wine!


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Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogey in it!


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Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!


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Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A. Odor in the court.


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Q. What did the water say to the boat?

A. Nothing, it just waved.


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Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A. Dam!


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Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

A. They don't have the guts.

Man Gives Up On Women
April 10, 2003 - Atlanta, USA
Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what women really want. This came after a recently published report estimating American corporations had spent over $1 billion dollars in 2001 to determine what want women want from their products and marketing, and had largely failed. "If combining rooms full of highly skilled experts and truckloads of money can't figure these women out, how on earth is the typical blue collar man with $28,000 after tax dollars a year supposed to?" said Mr. Ross during an interview with Atlanta news reporters. "It may be that these women themselves have no idea what they are looking for or what will win them over. Many admit to having the exact same qualities in one man be endearing, while in another, off-putting." Mr. Ross's web site has generated over 32,000 letters of support from other men in its guest book since his announcement earlier in the day.


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Owner of Perfect House Lives in Car
September 18, 2002 - Baltimore, USA
In fear of possibly disturbing the perfection that is his house, Donald Manison has been forced to live in his 1998 Dodge Caravan. "I became obsessive, everything in the house was so photo-perfect that I was eventually scared of walking on the carpet in fear that I might disturb the direction of the carpet threads." Magazines wanting a glimpse and photos of the perfect house were limited to viewing through opened ground floor windows. When asked how long he will continue his present lifestyle he replied, "If living in my mini-van is payment for a perfect house, I'm willing to pay."


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Elderly Man Sued for Stopping at Stop Sign
September 9, 2002 - Atlanta, USA
In a case possibly first of its kind, 67 year old Arthur Thompson is being sued by 32 year old Lynn Manaouski for stopping at a 4-way stop sign. In her statement she described how she came up to the intersection leading into her downtown condo, and rear ended the driver in front of her due to his 'complete and full stop'. She continues to say that of the almost 2 years of living in that particular condominium complex, she had not once been behind someone who had made a full stop at the stop sign, and that his inability to be 'consistent with typical driving patterns' caused the accident. As a result, she is convinced that Mr. Thompson is directly responsible for the accident and should be held accountable for all incurred costs of repair to both vehicles. When reminded that it is the law to make a complete stop at a stop sign, her abrupt response was "I am quite capable of deciding when it is a good or bad time to stop my vehicle."


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Worlds Cheapest Tip
September 1, 2002 - Arkansas, USA
An Arkansas primary school teacher has been declared the worlds cheapest tipper after ordering more than $250 worth of food and drinks for his wife and self and leaving a 5 rupee tip. Rupee, an Indian currency, is worth approximately 0.02 of an American dollar. When questioned the man replied, "I had just returned from a trip to India and I had mistaken the coins for more valuable American currency." Relaying this to the offended waitress she responded, "His excuse is weak, since when would you be cracking out foreign coins (that do not even resemble American money) as a tip for a $250 dollar dinner? There is no way with a bill like that you would use coins to tip at the customary 10%-15%, and even tipping at something like 3% would still need bills. His tip wasn't even a percent!"


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Man Sues Coffee Shop for Ice Mocha Mishap
August 26, 2002 - Michigan, USA
After spilling an iced coffee beverage onto his lap while driving from a local coffee shop drive-through a Michigan man is now suing the shop for $800,000 in damages and mental anguish. The man claimed it was a "traumatic experience" that has negatively altered his life in many ways. He claims that he was unaware of the frigid temperature of his Ice Mocha or he would have taken better precautions with handling the beverage. The coffee shop owner said during our interview, "Anyone who doesn't know the temperature of a drink that has the word 'ice' in its name has much more important things to worry about than a moment of discomfort due to his own negligence. He sustained no physical harm, there were no damages to his vehicle or possessions except a brown stain on his pants, which I am sure is something he is used to."