For all Iqbal Fans….
Hi, guys, after KYPH reruns started, I was really excited and wanted to clone Iqbal and question his perfectness, so hence I wrote to dadi eve.. yeap grandmother eve(adam who told you to eat the apple ki biwi), to get some Iqbal issues resolved, to my surprise she wrote back with prove that Iqbal is perfect, I thought I share it with you all….
My Dearest great, great, great, great x 1000 granddaughter……..
Salaams,
My daughter, I have received countless letters from you, please stop hounding me. It has taken me long time to reply, I have been very busy. I was in a middle of a huge crisis with the mother of George Bush, she kept claiming she was the First Lady and I was trying to put her straight….Stupid woman then branded me a terrorist. I have kicked her back to hell, where she can hold her own summit..
My dear, I understand and feel empathy towards all women, Yes, with the perfect creation of Iqbal Khan, the entire universe has been in turmoil over the years….
My dear….
Why do you think I made Adam dada eat the apple? Iqbal Khan was the reason; I wanted Adam to be dumped and sent into exile, so I could be free chase Iqbal……
My darling, why do you think Mother Theresa became a nun, simple she wanted Iqbal Khan for herself but she got Jesus instead….
Indira Ghandi, Benazir Bhutto why did they become politicians? These two wanted Iqbal to be born in their countries.. they are still claiming today that Iqbal Khan is Indian born and other one is saying he is Pakistan born.
Henry VIII, why did he behead his wife Anne Boleyn? Well the silly woman, had posters of Iqbal Khan all over her bedroom.
Laila/Majnu …why did Majnu lost his mind and became insane, Laila drove him mad, wanted him talk like Iqbal, dress like Iqbal and be fit like Iqbal, the guy had no choice, perfectness cannot be achieved, you either have it or you don't.
So my child, The answer to your question is, god will not clone Iqbal Khan because if there are too many of him around….It would simply be Qayamat…..and angels will get jealous too!!!!!!!!!!!!
So in the mean time you all dream of him, envy him, and make best friends with his wife……Please inform me when he is next back on TV, so I can watch him, I liked him as Shiv in Karam Apna Apna, and Zaib in KYPH, God installed plasma TV just for us, he does look after us.
Please kindly convery this message to Mrs Khan, that Dadi eve says, Goatie/stubble looks good on him.
Take Care Beta and yes Zaib is yours…only yours…
Love Dadi Eve….
p.s I spoke to god about your request to be slightly taller, he said keep boxing, you will grow inshallah.
so there u go Zaib is mine! its written in the stars, guys this is just a bit of fun, take it as fun😆😆