Note : Sorry guys this post will be in hindi to give original touch but I will try my level best not to use tough hindi words...plz guys this time you have to adjust a bit...I hope despite this little problem you guys will like the post
Coming to topic
Now when all ideas of Jakam has been failed and Shranal wedding is happening below pic describes what Jakam is actually going through
Phone convo of Jakam
Jaya calls Kamini
Kamini seeing Jayas call : Haaye Haaye ab iss Jaya ko kya ho gya, yeh ladki mujhe kyun call kr rahi hai , call pick kr ke dekhti hoon
Kamini after picking up call : Haan Jaya beta bol ab kya hogya
Jaya : Arre Kamini aunty aaj sun kya west se rise kiya tha
Kamini : Ofho Jaya yeh tu kya boley ja rahi hai , siddhe siddhe bta baat kya hai
Jaya : Mera matlab hai aunty aap ne Shraddha aur Kunalji ki Shaadi ke liye yes kyun ki
Kamini : Jaya ab tum yeh sab baateyein never mind karo aur dekhti jao...accha Jaya mein phone rakhti hoon meri health theek nhi hai...headache hai
Jaya : Headache toh hoga na aunty aap ne kaam hi aisa kiya hai... kher chodiye aunty...mujhe bhi headache hai...I think aunty humein meditation karna chahiye...meditation centre chalein
Kamini : Meditation...never mind kr Jaya...lekin yeh hota kya hai
Jaya : (laughs) Aunty meditation se mind fresh ho jata hai
Kamini : Accha toh phir theek hai chalate hain...(thinking...meditation kr leti hoon shayad koi ideas aa jayein iss Shraddha ko Kunal ki zindagi se nikalein ke liye)
Jaya : Theek hai aunty mein tayaar ho kr aap ko vahin milti hoon
Jakam at meditation centre
Yoga Baba : Yog ka chamatkaar dekhiye aap ...Asthma, blood presuure jaise saare diseases door kr deta hai
Kamini to Jaya : Haaye Haaye Jaya yeh tum mujhe kahan le lekr aayi ho...yeh baba itne dangerous diseases ke naam kyun le rhe hai
Jaya : Please aunty aap ek minute baba ko listen toh karo...have patience aunty baba bade chamatkari hain
Kamini : Haan dekhte hain Jaya
Baba : Ab hum sab anulom vilom karenge...isse hum practise krte hain from left as well as from right side of nostrils of nose...close left nostril and through right nostril inhale slowly... now close left nostril with middle and little finger and exhale through right nostril...now repeat this process with right nostril
Kamini : (angirly) Mein yeh sab nhi karoongi agar nose se air exhale krte huye saath mein kuch aur bahar aa gaya toh samaj mein meri kya izzat reh jayegi...tu samaz rahi hai na mein kya keh rehi hoon
Jaya : Ofho aunty aap toh aise hi tension le rahi hain kuch nhi hoga
Kamini : Accha krti hoon lekin agar nose se kuch bahar aa gaya toh don't tell anybody
Jaya : Aunty aap tension matt lejiye mein kisi ko nhi bataoungi
Baba : Ab hum log kapalbhati kareinge...iss mein lungs se breathing hota hai na ke stomach se...aur iss se hypertension aur heart problem duur ho jate hain...dont do forcefully (baba gives demo)...this is right way...(baba gives demo of wrong way) nd this is wrong...wrong krne ke 100 ways ho sakte hain...kuch eyes ke ajeeb expression dekr krte hain...no no don't do like this...kuch mundi(head) hilakr karenge like this women doing sitting in front (referring to kamini)...no no don't move whole body
Kamini (after knowing her fun was made)(angrily to Jaya) : Ek toh iss baba ko kuch aata nahi...lungs se breathe karo...ab mujhe kya lungs dikh rehe hain jo use breathe karoon...aur upar se ye mera fun bana raha hai...mein iss ki kyun sunu
Jaya (interrupting) : Aunty plz aap gussa matt ho...aur jaisa baba keh rhe hain waisa hi karo
Baba : Now im going to tell u about aasnas tht will help you to loose weight...stretch your legs...join ur feet in front...make a grinding action by making circle of hand nd rotating them forward nd backward
Kamini : Jaya yeh tune mujhe kahan phasa diya...meri ab umar ho chuki hai...mujhse yeh stretching nhi hogi...agar meri bones crack hogayi toh meri care kaun karega...ab toh vo Kunal bhi Shraddha se shaddi kr raha hai...bahu se bhi koi umeed nhi ke woh meri care karegi
Jaya : Aunty aap aisa kyun keh rhi hain...mein hoon na...nhi nhi mera matlab kittu bhabhi hai na...aur aap yeh aasan kariye isse weight reduce hota hai
Kamini : Mein weight loose kyun karoon...slim ho mere dushman...mein toh khate peete ghar ki hoon
Baba : Ab mein app ko way batta hoon hairfall ko cure krne ke liye...sab se accha way hai hairfall ko rokne ka nail rubbing...apni dono haathon ki ungaliyon(fingers) ke nakhoono (nails) ko aaps mein rub karo...aur dhyaan rhe peeche se rub krne hain
Jaya : Kamini Aunty mein yeh wala nhi karoongi...mera manicure kharab ho jayege
Kamini : Jaisi tumhari marzi Jaya...mein toh karoongi ...ek toh meri age hogayi hai upar se Shraddha ne headache de rakha hai...aise mein hairfall toh hoga (after saying this kamini starts rubbing nails of fingers as well as thumbs nd tht too from front)
Baba : Behen (referring to kamini) yeh thumbs ke nails matt rub karo Dadi mooch (beard) aa jayegi aur behen aagaye se matt karo ears mein hair aa jayenge...sab energy pr depend krta hai...wrong way se matt karo
Kamini : (shocked) : Haaye Haaye Jaya yeh baba kya bol rehe hain...mujhe koi meditation nhi karna chalo yahan se
Jaya: Lekin aunty...aap ka headache
Kamini : Koi lekin nhi Jaya...chalo yahan se...mera headache ramdeen pr chilane se theek ho jayega...tum chalo yahan se
Kamini nd Jaya left
Im genuinely sorry if i hurt someone that was not my intention at all
