Here's a song sung by our dear Raj for Ritu, trying to divert her as she's going to steal the nuclear triggers,while Ritu's acting along to divert his attention, along with their actual thoughts(in the brackets).............
Raj:
Kali nagin ke jaise ( hai hi naagin)
Zulfe(sir zulfein?????) teri kali kali
Sagar ko moti aur
Suraj ko tu dati hai lali
Dekhe jo tujhko
Mann mera bole
Mann mei.n basi hai tu hole hole (thank god!!!!!!)
Kali nagin ke jaise
Zulfe teri kali kali
Sagar ko moti aur
Suraj ko tu dati hai lali
Gaal hai gore gore (who wrote these lyrics????????🤢)
Hot hai bhar ras ke pyale (more like zeher)
Chaal hai behki behki (landi ghodi)
Tu kisi pe bhi dore daale (bechaare mere triggers!!)
Ritu:
Roop hai tikha tikha (main hoon mirchi)
Rang hai mera sabse aala (pari hoon main)
Husne pe mar mitta hai
Chahe ho phir koi dil wala (maar daloongi tujhe Rajveer😡)
Raj:
Dekhe jo tujhko
Mann mera bole
Mann mei.n basi hai tu hole hole
Ritu:
Kali nagin ke jaise
Zulfe meri kali kali
Sagar ko moti aur
Suraj ko mei.n deti hoon lali
Mere dil pe hai tere pyar ka nasha halka halka (my foot!!😡)
Bekarari ka mere jam sanam chalka chalka (kab milenge triggers??😍)
Raj:
Hosh mei.n na hai koi
Sab pe hai tera jadoo jadoo (hahahaha........)
Hai kadam bhekhe bhekhe
Khud pe na mera kaabu kaabu (yeh to tu bhool hi jaa)
Ritu:
Dekhe jo tujhko
Mann mera bole
Mann mei.n basa hai tu hole hole (are they joking??)
Raj:
Kali nagin ke jaise
Zulfe meri kali kali
Sagar ko moti aur
Suraj ko tu deti hai lali
Ritu:
Dekhe jo tujhko
Mann mera bole
Mann mei.n basa hai tu hole hole
Raj:
Kali nagin ke jaise
Zulfe(juon waali...........eeewwww!!!) teri kali kali
Sagar ko moti aur
Suraj ko tu deti hai lali.......
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I hope you guys liked the song............do tell....................
No offence to anyone.........
And I am sorry for the spelling mistakes, I copied the song from somewhere....
Waiting for your replies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!