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KakiCumMaasi high fives Sumer and they decide to launch their mutual admiration club, to be registered under the web name -
BikiniBottom&BrazilianWax.com
Dilly boy tells Paro to stop dancing her eyes left and right. She only makes things difficult for Moonchiya to control. Paro gets the itch to confess to Mythili.
Mythili: I know your problem
Paro: you do?
Mythili: yes, we all do!
Paro: you all do?
Mythili: yes, we all know your problem. we don't blame you.
Paro: oh? really?
Mythili: yes, how can we blame you?
Paro: thats right. its not my fault. what do you know?
Mythili: No worries Paro baisa, we understand.
Paro: you do?
Mythili: yes, ismay sharmanay ki kya zaroorat hai?
Paro: nahi?
Mythili: yes, we all know you haven't the faintest idea what happens during first night.
Paro: what?
Mythili: Don't worry. Rudra banna sa is experienced. he will teach you.
Paro: but, wait! thats not it!
Mythili: I know! I know! I will give you the best lingerie. it will be fine.
Paro: but...
Mythili: now, shush! you just focus on his biceps and abs and let him take care of you. Just focus on the AAA RangRasiya song or Uski Phiskey Phir se Whiskey. ok?
Paro head desks.
Dilsher delivers his fine acting chops in a monolog on how BSD is his son's crotch guard, without which Moonchiya will be left vulnerable to attacks. Dilsher claims his son is Doodh Peetha Bacha Masoom even though he wiped off an entire barath from the face of this earth. Danny boy begins to understand why Dilly boy had trouble holding his bhabhi back. Delusions of grandeur about himself!
KakiCumMaasi: Everyone, you aloo, mutter, gajar, sendha namak. i have an annoucement. Panditji has approved the Single Room Accommodation license for Rudra and Paro. Tell me Rudra bannasa, do you feel gudgudi in your stomach?
Rudra: Poocho math, you double role ki amma...Kaki...cum...Masi. So much so that I want to marry her not in 10 days but 4 days.
KCM: but...
Rudra: Koi but nahi, koi lekin nahi. Here is the guest list. Make sure you cater from Taj Palace and book reception in the Marriot.
KCM: but, this is not humanly possible. 4 days?
Rudra: You are the vakeel of human rights as stated in Geneva convention right? Now deal with it.
Paro: Ma Trisula! Madhumakhi, where is the bottle of Whiskey? Choli Khiski! Haley Mhari Sun le Ramji, Madhumakhi, Machhar, Khatmal, Keeda, kuch bhi chalega, help!
Tomorrow, Moonchiya tells Paro to sign the papers that declare that Thakur Tejawat is only 2.68 inches long, 3 inches by rounding, and that the entire village of Birpur averages to no more than 2.4 inches. Paro is upset that the men in her village have been reduced to this.
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