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Valentine gift
Wife on valentine day: [Romantic andaaj me] Dear kya main aapko gift du?
Husband [News paper padhte hue] Shanti se baat karo aur respect se pesh aao muzse.Bus wohi kafi hai.
Wife: gusse me] nahi main toh gift hi dungi
Ek ladka aur what's up ka golmal
Ladki aur ladke ki sagai hui ek beautiful ladki se.Bado ne tay ki thi.
Dono what's up pe ghato tak chatting karte.
Fir dono ki shadi bhi ho gai.
SR ki raat Ladka: janeman janejigar bol gift me kya du tumhe?
Ladki : totadate hue:nahi nahi tum muze plem karo wohi tafi hai mere liye
Moral :smart phone ho fir bhi ek baar baat kar leni chahiye
Kabhi kabhi
Kabhi kiabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai
Ke zindagi
Yuhi
Teri zulfo ke saye me
Gujar jati toh
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Muze bank se loan toh nahi lena padta.
Pagal hai woh log jo 14 th feb ko propose karte hai
Meri \mano toh 1st April ko karo
Mane toh theek warna April fool
patika achanak phone aaya,"Darling,main sidiyo se gir gaya hu.Pair aur haath me stiches aaye hai.Back me bhi chot aayi hai.Muh ke daat tut gaye hai.Aur aankhoke aage andhera chha gaya hai.Main abhi hospital me hoo.Preeti muze hospital lekar aayi hai.
Itna sunkar biwi gusse se boli,Yeh preeti kaun hai?
Valentine day ki raat ko pati ka phone:Janu,Meri beautiful wife.You are too cute.You are so sweet.I love you ,I love you
Patni ka jawab:Bahut chadh gai hai ghar aa jao
