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It's Frrriday!!! 🤗
The cast and crew of Yummy Colors got wind of the news too - which is why we got an episode heavy on dramatics, BG score, and lots and lots of chest heaving. 🥳
Unfortunately, half the cast was also missing today, and had to be replaced by Madame Tussaud dummies.
Say Bhat - you ask? 😲 😲
I refer to the male members of the cast, who basically sent in wax statuettes as replacements for most of the episode, while off celebrating Valentine's Day in AD (asli duniya) with their AD better halves.
What else explains the one-and-a-half shocked expressions they all traded back and forth, while the women did all the heavy lifting??? 😉
Anyway. Aaj ka Take 5 posted from the battlefield that be Maajisa's haveli. Those BSD walas have it easy - this warzone be far more dangerous.
1. I want my sorry back. Sorry, no can do. Sorry, I still want it back.
This was a game we used to play as 5 year olds - before we realized that you can't actually take an apology back. I guess bitiya is still on the learning curve.
But she's too busy playing stork with her head stuck in the sand - refusing to hear what bitwa jallad is trying to say about her jeeja. Coz that would pretty much demolish her preconceived notions about all the sarhad paar shaadis being the land of milk and honey - and lots and lots of creepy blue CGI butterflies.
2. Pati don't preach - I'm getting a baby.
Due maafi to Madonna for plagiarising and mangling her maha-hit. Beendhni Maithili has made up her mind, and she wants a baby. Unfortunately, pati is in no mood to discuss weighty subjects and brushes her off like a fly - until its too late to shut her up.
Bitwa elder son (I forgetiya his name) - you learned a valuable lesson today. When patni says she wants to talk to you - even if it is about clothes and make-up and other dumb stuff - LISTEN. You won't regret it.
3. Beendhni Vesuvius - thar she blows!
And all of Pompeii is covered with ash. Maa-ji-sa can't believe her ears - poor woman innocently labored under the misconception that she got her son married off to a piece of furniture that does chores, and now said piece of furniture is starting to walk adoption, and talk adoption! What's a beleagured sasuma to do - I tell you?
But beendhni is still keeping it excruciatingly polite and teary, while I'm trying to figure out if there is a way I can just hear the dialogs while muting the woman going aaa-breathe-aaa-breathe-AAA in the background. 😡 😡
(See bendhni - if you had done that instead of pleading - Maaji-sa would have agreed to anything, even adopting Rosemary's baby - just to shut you up)
4. Adoption? OVER MY DEAD BODY!!
No. Maaji-sa doesn't actually say that. Would've been a lot easier if she had - I'm sure the line of volunteers to do the noble deed would've stretched around the block. Unfortunately, Maaji-sa rips up the adoption agency brochure and threatens to cut out beendhni's tongue and drop it into her palm if she ever dares to bring up the subject again.
Maaji-sa - you do realize that Beendhni was referring to adopting a HUMAN baby - and not a baby iguana, right? 😕
That does it for future beendhni Paro baisa, who can only take so much before jumping into the fray - with her Colt pistols cocked at the hip. "Kaki-Sa - jeeja isn't drunk or stoned! She be making perfect sense! Even Lord Krishna was adopted and brought up by a different mother!"
Unfortunately - Kaki sa is now so enraged that the ring twirling is practically creating a vacuum around her. The eyes shoot lasers, the tongue forks and sparks, the voice is so guttural she's practically inaudible - and she finally lets fly a roundhouse slap...that lands on the cheek of the ONE male who got back on the set in time to replace his wax dummy with himself.
Fade out.
5. PRECAP.
No good deed goes unpunished. All she wanted to do was slap something yellow and gooey on his cheek, and he, on the other hand - treats her like she's an axe murderer from an old Hollywood movie - come to murder him while he sleeps.
Since I make it a rule never to troll the forum - I have no way of judging reaction to said precap, but am willing to bet a healthy chunk of my 401k that there are plenty of OMG-I-dead-I-hate-weekends posts that have flooded the landscape by now. 😃
But for those of us who put in a LONG, HARD week and are finally coming up for air - THANK the Devi Maiiya and Trisula Maiiya for these blessed two days, and miltey hain next week - for hopefully more Rang'ing and Rasiya'ing.
TGIF!! 🥳 🥳 🥳
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